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You Only Live Twice - ch21 unbetaed (Patreon)

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2023-07-19 08:15:25
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I posted the betaed part 1 of the Battle for the Golden Fleece a minute ago.

So here now comes part 2 of said battle.

This is the unbetaed chapter 21 of An Impractical Guide to Godhood, You Only Live Twice.

This author must insists that arming penguins is absolutely discouraged. One also must mention that Necromancy is a proscribed Art, and raising armies from the grave is absolutely something that will see you punished by the proper magical authorities. Oh, and using your fellow Questers as monster bait is particularly evil.

Don't do it.

If you think that these mere samples of evilness and villainy are for you, then you can proceed to the reading of chapter 21...

Needless to say, the author declines all responsibility if you suddenly begin to cackle hysterically or laugh like a crazy person.

Let the madness begin...

Comments

windoverwaves

Let the madness begin? Hadn't the crazy train left station twenty one chapters ago?

Ravenext

Hahahaha, that was amazing. And the less traitors with no good stories the better.

Bel

Man, this ride just gets crazier and crazier. Hmm, the situation at the end might have implications with Aphrodite/Venus, but we could see how it plays out. Neo Iris must be fuming after this disaster. I'm just waiting to hear about what else is going to down in the next chapter of madness as we follow the son of Possidon.

Rockinalice

I wonder what changes this may have had on Moby Dick if any seeing as he was connected to Drew, will he now be a Whale that swims through the Earth instead of water, considering he is Metal that might be a better Transformation 🤔

Rockinalice

It occurred to me will Percy let Hades know that there are 2 souls that must be shut up so that their plans can stay secret and all of them including is ex-wife possibly going to be wife again alive.

windoverwaves

Champion of Justice and Truth, Executioner of the Power of Orderly Bureaucracy... Perseus Jackson. Press x to doubt

primus

What’s the next part of the Great Quest again? Just getting the Fleece back to Olympus. Not that that’s a “just” thing of course at this point.

Nicholas

Thanks for the chapter, the chaos is great fun! I was struck at the end when Jackson executed the surviving traitorous legionnaire and justified it by needing to keep his meeting with Gaea secret. Surely Zues didn't miss the battle between Persephone, Drew and Alcyoneus nor the invocation of Athena to defeat Alcyoneus nor Alcyloneus' invocation of Gaea. Did he? Is he really paying that little attention? These weren't subtle events and two Goddesses directly broke Zues' decree against aiding the Suicide Squad. How could he not have noticed? Zues probably doesn't know exactly what happened but he must know that Perseus met with Gaea.

Jace

Wow, I did not expect the Guardian to be who it was, I wonder what that means for Hazel in this story. Gaea was also unexpected, and sounds like she’s throwing a wrench into Perseus’ plans, however helpful that wrench is at the moment she might still be a problem later on

Forgottenone

Gaea "Who is causing my enemies the most trouble?" Perseus "I am giving my dearest uncle panic attacks on a regular bases, while preparing weapons to kill him in plain sight." Eldest child "These people beat me up Mom deal with them." ...I wonder if Hades wants this "rival" gone as it gives him a bad rep. Now I really do wonder if the "Sire" plan also just got derailed, cause Perseus is now making new plans all over again.

Benjamin Mages

I honestly love this chapter (this is my new favorite story of yours) including seeing Persephone start actually acting like a goddess instead of a giant whining brat. But if Persephone had shown 1/20 of the power she showed here in the fight against the Suicide Squad, when she was actually supposed to be stronger at that time (since she then had the power that comes with being the Queen of the Underworld even if she hadn't fully embraced it), all of them would have died in Hades. Throwing 10-100 spears all capable of badly injuring a Gigantes is way more than she showed in that fight.

Andy Heong

I am wondering why Jade is listed under the "Wall of Dishonour". She was smart enough to realise which way the wind was blowing and stuck to her decision not to get a Darwin Award. As for betraying Artemis in this story... well.

GAMB42

I suppose having a Gigantes as the final opposition in one of the goals of their Great Quest tells everybody the sheer difficulty in accomplishing it. On the other hand I really don't get how Percy just up and declared that the island wasn't its territory anymore. Is that something that Champions of Athena can just do ? Or is it mostly because the idiot accepted interacting with Percy ? And I feel for Hades I throughly do. He used to have problems with one goddess and now there are going to be 2, even stronger ones, with him. On one hand the makeup sex and the hate sex are going to be amazing. On the other hand his treasury might never recover from having 2 consorts... at least now Percy has all the excuses, like he didn't before, to go visit Cerberus and tell him how he is a good boy! Lastly, this got to be the easier and less complicated interaction with Gaia I ever seen in a PJO fic. On one hand rather amusing, on the other hand she straight up erased one of her sons because he annoyed her. Damn.

Jeremy

Question (not related to current chapter) - I was re-reading the Underworld Quest and realized Miranda, daughter of Demeter, is I think not present on this great quest. Since she, unlike Mason, was sorta corrupted by Percy with the copper vines does that mean the heroes will return from their Great Quest to find out she is now dead? To effectively remind them of the stakes of why they need the immunity from the Great Quests and why they need to rebel against Olympus or specifically Zeus?

Jeremy

Huh just realized something Drew is now champion of the restored Queen of Hell. She should have plenty of time to find out if she really likes Achilles or if was just the Belt.

Paul McDonnell

Loved the chapter, but was doing a second read of Annihilation Tide and this one and noticed the island changed name from Pear to Peach from one chapter to the next.

E'Taevion Weiler

Will Percy battle Kronos in the future? I hope the battle between Zeus and the suicide squad and other gods is extremely epic