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Gallowsborne - an Impractical Guide to Godhood ch23 unbetaed (Patreon)

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2023-10-26 08:42:46
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2026-06
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So it has been promised, so it has been written.

The first part of the Battle of the Dark Solstice, which you can also call the Battle of the Spa, or the Battle of the Irritancy Supreme...

Yeah, these battles are going to have a lot of names, aren't they?

Anyway, the chapter is written, the madness has corrupted the sea for the time being.

And to my satisfaction, I wrote it in 18,000+ words! Rejoice!

As always, I think a few warnings are in order.

No, sacrificing several members of your party is not something 'heroic'.

This is quite villainous. Don't do it in real life.

Don't...

You know what? Abstain to do what Perseus Jackson did in this chapter.

It will be better for everyone, including the sanity of this world.

Now that this was said, where were we?

Oh yes. Welcome to the Sea of Monsters. There is only war, but you're authorised to blame Hera for that.

Enjoy the craziness and Hail the Titaness!

Comments

Jeremy

It seems that Percy’s Gallowbourne could not live up to a fraction of Cat’s. Truly the souls of Callow are infinitely superior to mere demigods

B.T.W

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT! THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST TWISTS I'VE EVER SEEN! I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF HER AS A VERY UNDERVALUED CHARACTER BUT I'M SO PLEASED WITH HOW YOU'VE DEVELOPED HER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ZEUS IS GOING TO SHIT BRICKS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Forgottenone

Don't forget Zeus is also about to find out great grandma payed a visit and got herself two new daughters. I do see both of the new daughters recklessly conquest in the underworld where Hades only protects wealth, judge, and law. Than happily reveals that they need to run the afterlife, pay off the queen of Hell's iou's, and not break any laws or everything will return to his rule. I also suspect Hades will have to save a certain spa from his youngest brother wrath.

JK

this story is the reason i joined your patreon I love it so much

Doubledoor

Damn, that's easily the best set up twist of the story so far and that's saying something considering this whole story feels like a compendium of unending surprises. Great stuff, can't wait for more!

Rockinalice

Wow with this Percy just gained himself a General without peer, the great Favor of both the Sea Titaness and the Titan of Endurance by freeing their likely most loved Daughter while Also Humiliating Zeus Publicly in a way he can't do anything about. I wonder with the time he has on the island with Hecate there what idea he will spawn to free his sister to give Zeus's paranoia an Aneurism with one of the Titan Generals being free as well as Atlantis's General an not being able to do anything because the Sea Titaness and Atlantis protect them. (I can't see Percy not taking as many chances as possible to give Zeus Aneurisms) an Zeus has to Swallow it because he is deal with the Gaia situation. At least when Percy eventually encounters Atlas he will be on his good side.

evidentprawny

Please at the end of this quest can we get a look at the Olympians reactions. I imagine more then a few insert “HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS” moments.