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This time, dear minions, excuse me, readers, you are given the righteous and heroic privilege to read the new chapter (unbetaed) 26 of An Impractical Guide to Godhood!

As always, we remind you that attempting to usurp an Olympian is high treason.

And if you think imitating a certain Perseus Jackson is the sane course of action, our legal services will be happy to propose you a place in a respctable asylum.

No, sacrificing your accomplices, no matter how treacherous, is not something nice to do.

And definitely don't challenge a Titan in a contest of martial arms, you are going to lose, and quite badly at that.

Anyway.

Madness comes again, and don't stare into the abyss, for the abyss is going to stare back, right into your soul....

Oh, and yeah, exceptionally, the 40K threshold has been reached for this chapter. I really, really wanted to write this entire chapter-battle in one go.

Enjoy!

Comments

Jeremy

Huh not sure on that curse - My first guess was 3 wives and thirteen kids

gili

I think I cackled like Percy does when I read "arrogant tourist attraction". That was quite the chapter. Nice.

windoverwaves

Jolly good chappie. Just one thing though - Why was the Etna anywhere close enough to be hit?

primus

I don’t think I quite understood where everyone stands at the end of the chapter.

Rockinalice

Wow this was Great Huh if Atlas was the Titan of the Underworld before I wonder how that Mixed with him being the one that Taught Astronomy to humanity a Domain of the Sky. An it now makes Sense why Nyx was happy to get Calypso as a Daughter. Calypso being a Daddys girl is really funny an that it seems that Atlas very much favored her makes me wonder how much points Percy bought with Atlas for helping his little girl. Percy freeing his Sister will have major Ramifications seeing as before he had Atlantis at his back but now with freeing her they will praise him an if his Step mother liked him before what will she think now especially since he freed her Sister an got the approval of her Mother. Will Tethys be visiting her Daughter and her Son-in Law after all this. Or will she be going to her Sisters an letting them know that it seems that the new generations of DemiGods look to not be disappointments an that a few of Rhea Grandchildren are looking to be impressive if they make it through their Trials How screwed is Artemis going to be for hiding a choosen of Pontus or for losing so many Huntresses. Charybdis being free is great an her being Mortalish again shouldn't be to big of a Deal considering how much Atlantis an its Pantheon seems to Care for her. So it shouldn't be that hard for them to get her back up to snuff but also gather the power Necessary to get her back to her Prime or close to it since apparently Step Mother directly adopted her. Zeus will be having a Heart Attack once he gets the reports of all this especially with the fact that it seems that even more Primordials are getting involved not just Grandma Gaia & Lady Nyx but that Pontus has apparently chosen someone. But that his Ex-wife is now somewhat Back to power an he can't do anything about it. Dionysus must be Ecstatic that Percy has involved him by also Dedicating all the madness he's brought on the quest to him put also pushed his Son futher on the Path he once Walked. With ISIS being "Reborn" will this be waking any other Egyptian God's from Sleep? Athena must be happy that being the main backer of this quest has seemingly Payed off amazingly an she even got back 3 of her most powerful Daughters (though they will need spankings), 10% of all the rewards go straight to her, Got an Island claimed in her Name, Annabeth seems to be coming along Nicely, Ares looks like an Idiot, all around everything is coming up Athena other then the fact she has to speak to her Grandmother (though she can be happy that out of all those children Raised by Tethys she has for the most part never disappointed her). It was also Funny that it seem the Fates are angry with everything that Percy is doing but it seems that Ananke is perfectly happy with what he is doing if nor giving him the opportunity to do what he does (or has no problem with how he is changing things) if the interlude chapter is next can we get the view point of the various Titans/Titaness factions , Atlantis, an maybe a Primordial, is Hades laughing at what his nephew is doing? Though it hit me that with Hades marrying Calypso has Hades gone to Atlas to tell his Future Father In-law the news an that his Blood is once more ruling the Underworld an it was his favorite Daughter that sits with him an she was reborn through Nyx. All this would be interesting to see.

Basilmat

Legendary chapter, let the Madness continue!

Maciek

Well, this chapter is an excellent example of Percy's trampling over dead bodies of his "followers" to archieve his goals. I wonder whether anyone of Romans will remain alive at the end of Quest.... Wait a minute - Shoggoth ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Does it mean that we'll see Cthulhu too?

Jaco

What update will come next?

bibek baral

Great chapter. I had to take a couple of hours after reading to digest it all and contemplate life. Percy redefines the meaning of escalation. In fact I don't think "escalation" is enough to describe this level of madness. I get that most of the pirates Percy recruited betrayed him but what about Anne Bonny, what is her situation after the big battle?

Benjamin Mages

So will Hephaestus go back to his old crippled form after a year? That's what I got out of the containers will last for a year line, but want to be sure I'm not misunderstanding something.

Zombie45

My face hurts from grinning the entire time I read this chapter. It took hours but it was amazing.

ElricFlairgold

I'm really looking forwards to seeing Olympus react to what happened...

Jeremy

I actually just noticed the invocation of Wish by Perseus... did the Tyrant keep some form of his aspects prior to death? Also the Gods are really lucky that it was only the Tyrant and Dread Empress who got reincarnated her. In some ways I think it would be worse for the gods if Black came along to or even worse Catherine. Out of curiosity, since I do not think it would be a spoiler, if Catherine Foundling or Black was reincarnated who would their godly parent be? I would think Nike for Catherine, but was not sure.

Ravenext

Oh, the anticipation for the next Chapter just won't stop. Its soo gooooooood. Especially since all the reactions that will on the next chapter. Where all of the participants, and the observers, and everyone else has no choice but to react to the Madness that is Perseus Jackson.