FREAKY SMURF - MAY STICKER UNVEILED (Patreon)

This month's sticker is FREAKY SMURF! With the main video dropping in a few days, I figured I'd pick Freaky Smurf as this May's LagCorp Manager sticker.

Based on the Sanrio art style, this little guy stands at three apples (inches) tall, and like Hello Kitty, is sure to make girls go "aww" or "literally me" when they see him. He's smoking a little ciggy and you can see his delicious treasure trail & nipples on full display.

If you want this little freak in your mailbox, THERE'S STILL TIME! Make sure you're signed up to the LagCorp Manager tier before midnight on May 31st! I'll be happy to send this disgusting abomination to your mailbox. (you'll also be credited in videos!)

I'm returning to YouTube this weekend and have some awesome new videos to drop, so the next few stickers will be some of the weirdest ones yet. I'm very excited. There's never been a better time to be part of LagCorp

As always, thank you all for supporting me. I couldn't do what I do without you, genuinely. Love you guys!

-papa lag