"CHAD LAG" by MATT WATSON - SEPT STICKER (Patreon)

this months patreon sticker was designed by matt while we were drunk. it depicts me in a deep, zen like state pondering things that would make a lesser men piss themselves in fear. my hair is in a beautifully greasy, unwashed state- my facial hair unravelling almost like a patch of untouched wild ferns. my lips pursed, perhaps about to speak, or perhaps silently waiting in judgement...

i can promise, this sticker will get you pussy.

become a LagCorp manager by the end of september to receive your very own. each envelope lovingly licked by yours truly. (not a joke)