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*IMPORTANT - READ* PAPA'S BAD EGGS (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-28 20:30:13
Edited:
2024-02-28 20:46:52
Imported:
2026-09

Content

AHEM. It has come to my attention that there are a small number of LagCorp managers that HAVE NOT ADDED THEIR ADDRESSES TO THEIR ACCOUNTS. If this issue is not remedied soon, I won't be able to send you your sweet little LagMen stickers in the mail, and they will be sad. I've sent two separate messages to you bad eggs already, but you HAVE NOT RESPONDED!!!!!!!!!!

THE BAD EGGS ARE AS FOLLOWS.....

Lethal Patch

RiotShieldGames[dot]com

IMinotaur

Styx TV

IF YOUR NAME IS ON THIS LIST.... YOU'RE A BAD FUCKING EGG!!!!!!!!!!! But it's not too late. Check your messages on here for step by step instructions on how to fix your addresses. Papa will love you, and your stickers will be sent safely. 

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Bryce

I am not a bad egg, though i wish i was 😏

hamter

They should be demoted to interns.

Kableknitted

Guys get your SHIT together or you will get the paddle istg

ross_o_b

I'm sorry Father Lag I have addressed my sins appropriately. Please bless me with your absolution

Weirdcelebass

shame shame shame shame on you-oo

Bryce

Did you fucking steal my name you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

ross_o_b

Thank you papa 🙏

Remmie

Aw jeez we got some no good troublemakers at the function

Nothin' But Lag

still not fixed.... hm................. maybe... you don't love me.....

nee

Justin, I love when you post unfiltered pictures of your face!

Deez nuts

2024 the year of our lag

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Your old face looks like my mom's best friend's husband who was a Harley rider and mechanic. RIP Wayne, you were a real one.

Jakey Pillz

I'll take then if they don't want em.

Kowyn Hibbert (Warrior of the Rusty Wrench)

Thank God I remember to do that, I gotta be good if I'm going to make employee of the month. Speaking of that I gotta go empty Justin's piss bottles asap, he likes to reuse them so I have to rinse them out.

c0wgutzz

I’m glad u put the actual names bc I was scared it was me(I specifically remember putting mine in)

c0wgutzz

I can’t wait for the lag dox list to come out!!!

Celingfan

i was so worried i was gonna be a bad egg

Lethal patch

I think i fixed it? My bad at work hammering nails so i can give you money father lol

RK

I'm so sorry, sire. The malady has been remedied. And might I say that your alacrity is only matched by your perspicacity.

IMinotaur

Glad you called me out i wouldn't even have noticed. I would be heartbroken without my Lagman sticker

Travis Laneve

Very thoughtful of the nursing staff to help you send this!

Nothin' But Lag

yo pal... still no address on your account.... papa is getting very, very angry.... and you wouldn't like papa when he's angry......

IMinotaur

Sorry papa, mistake fixed, will never happen again.

Nothin' But Lag

this pleases papa greatly. you are a good egg once more.

Es∽Trella

Daaamn, with the call out! I think it's valid, though, Idk how I could forgive myself if I ignored a dm from Mr. NutLag himself