Sadako lets these guys live... for once (Patreon)

Guy 1: "Hey, Sadako, we know you're here to kill us, but before you do, can we ask for a favor?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, instead of killing us, could you, uh, you know... have sex with us? We promise it'll be worth your while."

Sadako: stares silently, then suddenly smiles

Guy 1: "Wait, is that a yes? Because if it is, we're totally down for that."

Guy 2: "I mean, it's not every day you get to say you had sex with a vengeful spirit from a cursed VHS tape."