Erza and her unorthodox tactics (Patreon)

When Erza declared she’d ‘handle the mission from the top,’ the team assumed she meant strategy, leadership, maybe aerial reconnaissance...
Turns out, ‘top’ was literal—and her ‘intel gathering’ involved a lot more hip mobility drills than anyone signed up for.

Gray’s frozen mid-protest. Natsu’s trying to high-five her. Lucy’s facepalming so hard she might summon Aquarius by accident.
‘This is exactly what the council meant by “unorthodox tactics,”’ Mirajane purrs, already drafting the guild’s new ‘mission parameters’ handbook.

Erza: "What? You said ‘take charge’ and ‘secure the target.’ I’m multitasking."
The Target: "I—I yield! PLEASE, I’LL SURRENDER MY ENTIRE EVIL SCHEME—"
Erza: "Quiet. The mission isn’t over until I say it’s over."