The five Disney princesses lounged in the warm, bubbly water of the hot spring, their hair tousled and their skin rosy. (Patreon)

Jasmine "I can't believe we're waiting around while Ariels' services him," she huffed. "Honestly, does the girl have no shame?"

Cinderella smiled dreamily. "Oh but it's so romantic! A passionate encounter in nature."

Belle sighed "If you ask me, it's rather unseemly. He should be courting us properly, not...indulging in such base urges."

Rapunzel gaped at them, her blue eyes wide. "Umm...I'm sorry but I'm confused...what exactly are we waiting for? And who is Ariel blowing?" The princesses giggled.

"Prince Charming of course!" Jasmine said. "The tramp is getting a royal fellatio from the mermaid."

"Ohhh," Rapunzel said, covering her mouth. "I see. Well, I hope he's careful - my mum always said to beware of seaweed covered lasses..."

"Anyway," Belle said primly, "it's been an hour. Surely he must be finishing up by now. A man only lasts so long, as my father always said." Just then, a loud groan echoed.

The princesses exchanged knowing looks. "There! Told you," Belle said. "Now let's freshen up and present ourselves as untouched maidens. Whoever he picks will be queen!"