Swipe Right if You Are a Mother Lover: Jessie (Patreon)

Profile Name: DramaQueenRocket

Bio: Hair longer than my patience. Dreams bigger than my budget. Fun fact: I once tried to steal a Pikachu for ten years straight. Now that’s commitment.

Looking for someone who loves attention almost as much as I do, can appreciate my flair for poetry, and won’t mind me yelling “prepare for trouble” before every argument.

Swipe right if.. you’re okay with dating someone whose life goal is "world domination"