Swipe Right if You Are a Mother Lover: Kushina (Patreon)

Profile Name: RamenFirstRomanceSecond

Bio: "I’m the kind of woman your mom warns you about and your friends dare you to meet. People say I’m too loud, too stubborn, too quick to throw a punch. They’re right — dattebane! I’ll cook you ramen, then eat half of it because you ‘weren’t fast enough. I can go from ‘aww’ to ‘Kushina Rage Mode’ in under a second, but that’s part of the charm."

Swipe right if… you don’t mind dating someone who might slurp louder than you.