Fairy Tail Squad - Night out (Patreon)

Mirajane Strauss: Mmm… Lucy, sweetie?

Lucy Heartfilia: Yes? Sorry—was I talking again?

Mirajane: Just a little. Try… fewer words. More enthusiasm.

Lucy: Right. Focus. Got it.(pause)…Oh wow.

Mirajane: See? That tone is much better.

Wendy : Um—does anyone else feel like this night escalated way past casual?

Guy: You’re doing great, by the way.

Wendy: I—thank you? This is… very distracting.

Lucy: Sorry! Sorry—wow, sorry—okay, quiet again.

Mirajane: Lucy.

Lucy: Quiet.

Erza Scarlet: …mmf.

Wendy: Erza, are you okay?

Erza:(very determined thumbs-up, no words)

Guy: She’s… extremely committed.

Mirajane: As expected.

Lucy: I would comment, but I feel like I’ve lost the right to speak.

Mirajane: You really have.

Wendy: I can’t believe this is my life now.

Guy: Regrets?

Wendy: No! Just… processing.

Erza: …mmh.

Lucy: Is she trying to say something?

Mirajane: Probably “don’t stop.”

Erza:(nods firmly)

Wendy: Somehow, that makes perfect sense.

Mirajane: Alright, everyone breathe. Or… try to.

Lucy: I’m doing my best.

Guy: Same.

Erza:(another thumbs-up, very intense)