“Horny—NO!! Holy Yoga!!” - Aira (Patreon)

“HEY—HEY!! DO NOT TOUCH MY HIPS LIKE THAT!! I SWEAR I WILL—ugh!—I WILL FLICK YOUR SOUL INTO A MICROWAVE—”

bzzz bzzz

The phone buzzes in her pocket. She freezes.

Glances down.Okarun (💛)

Her soul leaves her body.

“Oh no. No no no—not now!!”

BEEP.

“H-hhhhi!! H-hey Okarun!! Haha! What’s u—AH!!”

A jolt from behind. Her voice cracks. She slaps a hand over her mouth but still moans into the speaker.

“Th-that?! That was—YOGA!! Ghost yoga! HORNY—NO!! HOLY yoga!! SHUT UP!! I MEAN HI!!”

Okarun:“…Is someone breathing on you?”

“NO!! I MEAN YES!! I MEAN—IT’S ME!! I’M BREATHING ON MYSELF!! It’s a meditation thing!!”

She ends the call, stares into the void.

“…I need to delete my entire existence.”