X-Men: Villain Distraction Plan (3/3) (Patreon)

Scarlet Witch:“Status... please... tell me this is almost over... I can feel how out of control this has gotten...”

Magik (strained, shaky):“I... I know... I know... j-just... hold on... they are... very distracted...”

Jubilee (half panicking, half laughing):“V-very distracted?! I can barely— I can’t even think right now—this is—this is too much—!”

Rogue (breathless, amused):“Honey... that’s kinda the point... ain’t it...? Gotta admit... they ain’t payin’ attention to nothin’ else...”

X-23 (tense, clipped):“…overwhelming... sensory input... not efficient...”

Kitty Pryde:“I... I feel completely—this is—there’s no personal space left—why is there no space left—?!”

Jean Grey (telepathically, strained):Everyone... your thoughts are... extremely loud right now...

Polaris (frazzled):“I can’t help it—I’m trying—but this is—this is a lot—like a LOT—!”

Storm (composure cracking slightly):“I have endured hurricanes... but this... this is chaos of a different nature...”

Emma Frost (telepathically, tight control):They are utterly fixated... we have their full attention... every last bit of it...

Jubilee:“Y-yeah—no kidding—there’s no way they’re focusing on anything else—!”

Magik:“P-portal... almost ready... just... a little longer...”

X-23:“You said that... already...”

Magik:“I know... I KNOW... just—keep them... occupied...”

Rogue (grinning despite it all):“Oh they’re occupied, alright... fully committed... nobody’s goin’ anywhere...”

Kitty Pryde:“I don’t like how you said that—I really don’t—!”

Polaris:“I swear—if anyone ever brings this up again—”

Jubilee:“I’m never shutting up about this—”

Polaris:“I will throw you into orbit.”

Scarlet Witch:“Magik... NOW... please... before this gets even worse...”

Magik (snaps fingers):“G-got it... portal’s open—GO—!”

X-23 (moving immediately):“…mission complete... never again...”

Rogue:“Aww... c’mon... y’all handled it just fine...”

X-23:“…no.”

Emma Frost:I will be editing this entire experience out of memory.

Jean Grey:I am assisting.

Jubilee (stumbling out, still overwhelmed):“I... I need a week off after this... minimum...”

Storm:“You will have it.”

Scarlet Witch (last glance back):“…next time we just blow something up.”

Magik:“Finally... a sensible plan...”