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"Pillow War: The Match of the Millennium"

Abbie suggested a match between the two winners of the girls' and boys' teams, and who wouldn't want to see such a clash of titans? A battle between "the girl who bites" and the Lord of Chaos, who has NEVER lost a match in his life because he has NEVER played clean! Who will be the champion, or more precisely, who will leave the ring alive? Ladies and Gentlemen, place your bets!

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Viro Veteruscy

Their battle will be legendary! (also thought of them doing the Jojo approaching me meme X3)

11Natrium

My bet is on Nora - Rah'jan may have sheer, unmatched power, but Nora's unparalleled agility (as evident by her insect-eating shenanigans) would allow her to bait, evade and punish his attacks. Now, Rah'jan could in theory win by acting defensively and wearing Nora out until he can knock her out in one swift strike, but I heavily doubt he possesses the patience to employ such strategy and will sooner get worn out himself. In conclusion, yeah, I see it as an 80-20 matchup for Nora. Source: I've seen enough Sheik vs Ganondorf matches in Smash to know how it ends.

Lea Ribbing

Nora. Definitely Nora. Once he starts playing dirty, she'll match his energy, and she's more feisty.

DiDiDi-X

My money's on Nora for this one

StumpedMoose

This Battle is About to Explode!

Myhairhasamindofitsown (edited)

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2026-09-15 14:00 Nora eats the bricks, leaving Rah'jan without a weapon an thus gets disqualified, atributting to Nora the Champinchip on a technicality
2023-07-15 20:00 Nora eats the bricks, leaving Rah'jan without a weapon an thus gets disqualified, atributting to Nora the Championship on a technicality

Nora eats the bricks, leaving Rah'jan without a weapon an thus gets disqualified, atributting to Nora the Championship on a technicality

BovineMage

I would pay good money to see this battle in comic form

a_sandwich

Rare for an image to have sound. This one is just Final Countdown, by Europe

Forge27

Ding ding. Let the nonsense....COMMENCE!

Echo

What does Chris think of This?

Gwen The Goblin

Nora's about to beat the Chaos out of Rah'jan.

glitch

Wait, they're out of uniform! Where's Rah'jan's nightie?

DC_OZ

See the rip in Rah'jan's bag? One swing and his ammo goes everywhere. Nora can pick up one brick and win the fight with it. Nora wins because Rah'jan's strategy will backfire.

pj wolf

Oh my god. This looks incredibly stupid and INCREDIBLY AMAZING. I want this to win.

Abbie Hunt

Nora! Nora! Nora! Thanks Zummeng, This is so cool!

Abbie Hunt

You can't see him, but he's just out of frame on the right, holding his forehead and rocking back and forth.

NineTailSymbologist

Hiding behind a couch, someone (Darnell in my mind) holds up a Bluetooth speaker playing Duel of the Fates. Kick his cheating ass, Nora!

Thisguy (edited)

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2026-09-15 14:00 RIP Rah’Jan. Yes, he’ll win, but then Christopher will murder him in a no holds barred beat down for hurting Nora. Because while the Lord of Chaos can beat Chris in a pillow fight while using a bag of bricks, not sure how he’ll fair in a fair fight with an enraged Chris. In Crossover Country anyway.
2023-07-16 02:01 RIP Rah’Jan. Yes, he’ll win, but then Christopher will murder him in a no holds barred beat down for hurting Nora. Because while the Lord of Chaos can beat Chris in a pillow fight while using a bag of bricks, not sure how he’ll fare in a fair fight with an enraged Chris. In Crossover Country anyway.

RIP Rah’Jan. Yes, he’ll win, but then Christopher will murder him in a no holds barred beat down for hurting Nora. Because while the Lord of Chaos can beat Chris in a pillow fight while using a bag of bricks, not sure how he’ll fare in a fair fight with an enraged Chris. In Crossover Country anyway.

Mutterwolf

Nora will cheat too. Boob flash probably will not work. You bet she sees the bricks in the pillowcase....I figure she bites the pillowcase and rips it. Rah'Jan will just have an empty pillowcase....and then.....

Mutterwolf

I missed the rip on first look....is that before or after Nora's influence I wonder.

Rio Sleeth

Not that I don’t like Rah’jah but I can see his size and lack of agility being his downfall. Nora on the other hand could win by her speed, agility, and a good chomp with her mouth on Rah’jah’s pillow hand. She might still get bruised by the unfair advantage of bricks instead of feathers, but judging by her attitude she might shrug it off.

QQQQT2

I'll take Nora for 20 Bobby

Figmint

Nora is too quick, she'll take him out. Probably will get him to accidentally hit himself with his own pillow

PurpleRat

We're talking the literal lord of chaos versus a hyena sex worker. Even if she wins, she'll lose.