Ask Wendel #2 (Patreon)

You know, I was expecting something like a James Bond super villain or something to interview. Instead, I always get these weirdos claiming to be witch-doctors, voodoo shamans, and Johnny Test fans. Oh well, these shams going on about 'magic' make for interesting filler articles the readers all love regardless.

It's hilarious when I call them out though. They get all flustered muttering in some gibberish speak. Now if I could figure out how they're always damaging my clothes and property hours later so I could press charges...

Art by: Catmonkshiro