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**There I was, still a zooombie after waking up, ZzzZz sippin’ on some coffee, Zz smoking a cig, Zzz scrolling through my phone and POW! Twitter account locked. My heart almost dropped out my ass, ‘cause that’s where Willy Wanker here promotes his Fap'olate Factory...

 When my brain finally stopped screaming at my teeth, I realized it was because of my banner. Yep, the same banner we have here on Patreon, with the blue (green?) girl, tushy up, blowing a kiss at my name. So yeah, I called off the parade, deleted the banner, and The end! right?

Not yet. I thought 'Uh-oh, if X, the no man’s land of the internet, had beef with that banner, Patreon’s gonna call my mom!' So, I whipped up a new one with these two, Olivia and Lauren. They’re both ticked in those outfits. You see their eyes? they're mad, they hate you twitter. Anyway, just sayin’, social media can’t stop me from bein’ awesome!

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Later, I'll take down the green-blue kiss one.

!PEW PEW!