Alex's SOUR GRAPS: SmackDown 1/3 | Three's A Crowd (Patreon)

Every SmackDown is 3 hours now.

After one episode, they definitely haven't skimped on ring time, but that's not a phenomenon that's likely to continue.

Here's what we got tonight:

Andrade vs Nakamura.
Michin vs Piper Niven
DIY vs MCMG
Naomi vs Nia
3 Usos (inluding Sami Uso) vs New Bloodline

5 matches in three hours, plus a Cody & Drew promo, leading to a Cody & KO brawl. And in those 5 matches, one ended in a telegraphed no-contest and one ended in the most overly convoluted Money In the Bank cash-in you're likely to ever see in your life.

And we still have the likely shenanigan-filled Main Event finish to go.

Plus, it looks like the Royal Rumble next year will be in Saudi Arabia.

So yeah. EVERYTHING SUCKS. Let's talk about it.

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