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What Shirt Do You Want To See? (Patreon)

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2019-10-16 18:47:28
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Hey Patrons,

 

Before we enter Holiday season officially, I want to ask all of you if there is any shirt in particular that you'd like to see in the store?

Let me know in the comments, and we'll take the most popular answer and turn it into an official product of the Bret Easton Ellis Store.

In the mean time, you can use "BEEPodcast" as a code to get discounts on the shirts we have in stock now.

Thanks for your ongoing support of the podcast and Bret in general.  You guys are the best.

 Sincerely,

   Todd

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Comments

Rob Motto

Either “It’s what you don’t know that matters most.” Or a Comrade Snowflake one.

Mike Brush

'What do you think of the Eagles?'

Anthony Sisco

“So what do you think of the eagles?”

Lanark

Ideology vs Aesthetics

Jonze

"What do you think of The Eagles?"

Charlie Cauldron

I would totally buy a Comrade Snowflake tee. Upvote to that one.

BZ00000

"So what do you think about the Eagles?" on the front. "The football team?" on the back.

Michael

Comrade Snowflake

Steve

"Rock n Roll" - Sean Bateman

Matt Serafini

I’ll echo “ideology vs aesthetics” I say that all the time

Michael

The world has enough eagles shirts. The last thing America needs is more eagle signifiers.

Erick

Aesthetics over ideology and Oh comrade snowflake shirts plix!!

Riley Hamilton

A shirt that says The Bret Easton Ellis Podcast with a cool graphic or with a cool font. or possibly a more ambiguous shirt that says B E E. I don't think the shirt should be associated with a book.

Richard Altman

Just a picture of anything and haven’t seen MUTE or you do or something that like mute like a Sony Trinitron would’ve said MUTE would like the green letters

Andrew Johnston

Imperial Bedrooms "demon boy" silhouette artwork.

Michael

"Trump Derangement Syndrome: Race For The Cure"

Bobby Bermudez

AESTHETICS OVER IDEOLOGY, but maybe instead of the word "over", just write out the word aesthetics and place it over the word ideology with a division bar separating them.

Trevor Wysling

The author photo from Less Than Zero with young Bret sitting crossed leg, holding a beverage, in a suit, looking pensive, lost, young and handsome, and so forth

Nick Michalak

"Aesthetics TRUMPS ideology" with a photo of Trump smiling (okay, maybe without the photo).

Thomas Rankin

A black tee shirt with white lettering in all capital letters reading: "IDEOLOGY VS. AESTHETICS".

Mikael Pawlo

A plain white t-shirt. Obviously.

Trevor Wysling

have to skim through, but this is the photo I'd love to see on a tee

Olly Potts

Do you like The Eagles?

Johan

"I have to return some videotapes."

Richard MacManus

Another vote for “Aesthetics over ideology”. It’s the defining philosophy of the podcast I reckon.

Audrey Rouget

Aesthetics over Ideology. I also like Its what you don’t know that matters most

Andrew Lapointe

Another good one could be "Somewhere on North Doheny Drive, just below Sunset Blvd."

Brian

A white t-shirt with one of those designer accessory roll-call passages from American Psycho printed across it.

Klintorious

Aesthetics over Ideology

Patrick

Aesthetics over ideology

Saad Khan

What do you think about the Eagles?

Mai Tai

TEENAGE PUSSY, obviously. Everyone would wear that.

Mai Tai

“come over at do bring coke now” is the only answer. Seriously. I would buy that instantly. White letters on a black T. Or even better a screenshot of the tweet.

Ben Ovenden

Aesthetics over shipping costs.. 😂

BUtterfield8
>>27952510

If going in this direction, I would make the lettering light gray. The black/white contrast is too much for me.

Andrew Lapointe

How about "I did blow in the washroom with Abel Ferrara"

Brian Rooney

What do you think of the Eagles? Times new Roman font on a plain white t’s left chest pocket. Simple and clean.

Thomas Matich

Aesthetics over ideology is the best. Even though it is actually a QT quote, I would also like a “I reject your hypothesis” tshirt

Eric Macom

It has to be Aesthetics Over Ideology. The dream would be that with a pic of Cliff Booth.

j

Black T-shirt and/or Hoodie, with a minimalist design, a tasteful "Disappear Here" in smaller Helvetica font, directly over the left breast (heart), with a choice of blood red, blue, and white font coloring.

Thomas Davidson

What about something from Imperial Bedrooms - like Rip's "Desconsado. It mean's relax."

Damien Smith

I could go for a Bryan Metro tee.

bpvalentine

I think you should do a LYNCHIAN style tee, an obscured figure with an M like style of paranoia with the caption "Somewhere On North Doheny Drive"

Kristian Rasmussen

Bateman Says Negatif. This is a very fine chardonnay that you are NOT drinking. Something with the bird from Lunar Park. Glamorama. Official cover from first edition on white T.

Mitch Jordan

Give me a Patty Winters Show t-shirt

Rachel Bartlett

I need a shirt with Bret lamenting the dregs like in the Captain Marv-elle episode 😂 THE DREGS, THE DREGS

Rachel Bartlett
>>27999314

but really, I would buy the aesthetics over ideology shirt in a heartbeat & any merch related to the podcast

Rachel Bartlett
>>27999314

and still throwing my favorite Lunar Park quote “you do an awfully good impression of yourself” out into the ether

Joseph Lee

I think it was the Cliff Dorfman interview where Bret said, "Isn't life just a predatory gay guy who you constantly have to rebuff?"

Joseph Lee
>>28007185

It's my favorite quote from the podcast and it would make a nice T-shirt.

Filip Kruse

I’d buy pretty much any shirt as long as Bret’s name isn’t printed on the back the way it is now.

Austin

Is there anywhere where you can find The Deleted web series?

Kevin O Lanre

Some of your work have already graced t shirts et al, which look great, no offence whatsoever and I apologise profusely, but you can do so much better than what is currently on offer. I say this because you’re such a big influence and cultural figure, not just to me but to many TRUE tastemakers (not those instagram hacks, but the TRUE essence of the word) Perhaps do a Helmut Lang and get hold of people who have made products of your work and get them to work on stuff with you.

Kyle Kouri

There are amazing ideas here. I love the idea of a shirt that says "the dregs, the dregs." I also love the idea of a shirt which says "Somewhere On North Doheny Drive," but not really picturing the visual element described. An "Aesthetics Over Ideology" shirt is of course an instant classic. I also agree with the comment that I'd be more excited about buying any of the shirts you're already offering, plus any new ones, if they didn't have your name on the back. You're the man, but that's (sorry) cheesy. Perhaps "B.E.E" could be a more...subtle approach. Alternatively, ditch it altogether. Those in the know...will know. I'm also now wondering about that collaboration you did with Alex Israel....I think you can push the shirt thing into that arty direction, rather than the "Bret Easton Ellis Podcast Gift Shop Merch Portal," y'know. Lastly, "You do an awfully good impression of yourself" shirt with some cool graphic would be awesome. And, here's an edgy one: How about a shirt that just says "Teenage Pussy."

David Bischke

"The Millennial" with a picture of Todd playing video games.

Peter litvin

“ The dregs, the dregs” is absolutely a shirt that I would buy. I don’t have any interest in any of the other ideas mentioned here. I would also like to suggest a T-shirt that has the stunning b.e.e. portrait on the back of the first vintage contemporaries edition of the rules of attraction. If there’s any question, I wish to be clear that I am 100% serious about that. Any picture of BEe would be cool though.

Jasper

White Privileged Male

Phoenix

“Rock n roll, deal with it”. Black shirt, white block letters. I would buy this.

James Reeves

Yo Todd, please opt in on the higher quality cloth materials, too — I want to represent in style!

Nick

Yuqq

Alex Dermer

Marshall Arisman’s American Psycho art.

Anna Pohuly

Todd, I the link to the store seems to be dead. Any idea why?