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A long and grueling conflict, made better by Canned Tomatora!

Using state-of-the-art stasis field technology discovered by the Small Tora Techpriests, it suspends one Tomatora neatly in jelly medium, frozen in time... forever fresh until deployment to satisfy your frenly needs...

Get one for FREE at your nearest Militarum commissary.

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DDayJayke

TOMATORAAAAAA!!!!!

SuuSuuka

New merch idea tomatora in a can like the snake joke

Echo Tracker

That tomatora didn't look to good coming out, did they shake the can well before popping em out?

Sphynx

Our more adorable of frens made whole with the addition of their fruit brethren.

Tempura Person

Instead of being midly annoyed you'll be bigly enjoyed

Tempura Person

Oh yeah, must have taken a sec for the friendship molecules to stabilize

Notsicks

Do the small Toras actually engage in combat what do they do

Tempura Person

They eliminate all xenos combatants, but if they run into an ork small tora they wave at it and bid them good day

Notsicks

Holy shit Small Tora takes lives? I thought the lil dude was like, all waved out! Truly this is a grim dark universe

Bob Bob

This is silly, if a single Small Tora was deployed to Armageddon they would win the war in a day and still have time to turn it into a Tomato Agriworld

NeoTorchwick

Tomatora is fren in every universe. Omg hi.

Sphynx

We shall call in as many as is needed to support our frenship imperium.

Sledgehammer

I remember it like it was yesterday. We were pinned down, astartes nowhere to be found, Orkz pressing our position. Our smalls officers disappeared saying "Fren soon" as the next wave of Orkz got ready to charge they all suddenly stopped, and waved????? A small red orb waved at them said "omg hi" then the Ork lines were gone, strangest thing I ever saw Commissar Small Tora

Tempura Person

And on that tomatoworld, a nice shrine of tomatoes, for the tomato god

Tempura Person

We must have every servitora build a great monument to the Tomatora's heroism and service to the Emperor!!

Grimgard Bullwork

The opposition truly never expects the hearty reinforcement of a Canned Tomatora!

Tempura Person

The only response is to stockpile their own supply of Canned Squigmatoras!

Captain Blackwood

Morale restored! Now frens are even more portable!

Vinuscar

It's my belief now that Tomatora reconstituting made that orks head pop

Tempura Person

Next step is to improve Small Tora portability by putting them in a baby sling

Trench Rat

It's said that a canned Tomatora opened up and brought Commissar Yarrick back to make sure the Toras of Armageddon would not lose their home.

Bees of War

I'm imagining Servitoras are Small Frens made from loose Small Tora hair/ fur, like when people brush their pets and make small versions of the pets out of the fur

Tempura Person

Even though they're full fledged smalls, they like to act like robots and say beep boop

Bigsmile

Hol up, that ain't a cadian or krieg Tora, what da hell is that!?

Sledgehammer

Tomatora has to be an alpha level psyker at a minimum

Tempura Person

Indeed it do be an armageddon steel legion small tora

Tempura Person

Quick, flash them a wave before they storm back into the fray!!

Thera

I can't believe tomatora is made of billions of other Tomas to make the perfect tomato

Kekada

Finally they canned friendship 😂

Tempura Person

Now we know whwre the frenliness comes from, its cumulative

Kekada

Hell yeah!!!!

Noonehere

Guardstoras watch out! Anything red on Armageddon is a world eater!

Tempura Person

I knew the small tora with long bunny ears that was handling the cargo shipments was up to something devious!

Father Grease

PLEASE FUNNY FRIED JAPANESE PERSON DRAW A STEEL LEGION WOMAN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS