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they're more likely than you think.

if you'd rather not be dragged kicking and screaming into a dank breeding-warren (or if you don't want your room to smell like Tilean sewer), remember to lock your doors at night before you sleep!

report all rat sightings to your local Witch Hunter Small Tora now.

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Aaron Moore

Reject Horned Rat King, Embrace Sigmar.

shenzyro

I am currently unlocking every door

Nebarick

I’m going to single handedly cause the vermintide.

The Cron

Good thing the Ratmen are fake

Wryn

okay but where's the boyrat(s)

DDayJayke

No worries. I will deal with these rats.

Echo Tracker

Nothing a vastly large amount of incense can't fix! Any suspicion from these purchases can just be summed up as *cough* intense nightly worshipping, right?

Vinuscar

But with that delicious cake out there asking for earnest help, why wouldn't I keep my doors unlocked?

Bob Bob

If Sigmar didn’t want you to breed the Skaven, then he wouldn’t have made them breedable

Crazy Arik

Shame you've pledged yourself to Sigmar. Because I am unlocking your windows since you're keeping an eye on the doors.

Sledgehammer

Thank goodness Senseitora told me they don't exist

dale

All according to plan-scheme....

Tempura Person

sigmar has comprehensive medical plan and sick gold armor, whats not to love?

Tempura Person

damn, the small tora are pillaging your tomato reserves

Tempura Person

i know you, you just want all the rats in one place so you can sacrifice them to the snake-pits

Tempura Person

thats true, i hired all of them (they took all my cheese as payment)

Tempura Person

they're getting drained alongside you, buy them a drink in solidarity

Tempura Person

you might let in the witch hunter small tora (it will flee with your canned goods)

Tempura Person

never trust the senseitora, they're just making stuff up to confuse the inquisitoras

Jaimas

These trade deals with the Skaven are not for the faint of heart.

Sledgehammer

Wait what if everything we know is a lie, what if the moon really is made of cheese

Faust, the Heavenly Demonic Monster

Look. It’s not my fault when the Skaven are built like that, me and my many wives and burrow of children are my problem alone. Until they leave the burrow then that’s on them.

Tempura Person

They receive: whelp factory You receive: cheese nugget

Tempura Person

Look man theres only room for one burrow under this city, youre going to compete with the other guys burrows

Shy_

It’s gonna be a long night with a lot of rat butt He’s gonna die from it all isn’t he

Noonehere

“Man-thing must plap-plap to breed many whelp-spawn for good of great clan!”

Crazy Arik

And now you're going to have rats coming in!

Bigsmile

Wait a minute....... One rat ain't like da others, that tattoo is mighty suspicious...... Witch hunter Tora!!!!

Thera

God dammit, *turns and yells* MA THERES A WEIRD RAT IN HERE

Tempura Person

Woah woah im pretty sure she just pressed her fingernail on a huge mosquito bite 🤗

Rya31

Man... could you imagine what a Small Tora would do if someone refused to be fren?

Bigsmile

*Opens can of Tomatora, witch hunter flavor