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JIM NEWMAN

Mwah, you are one handsome fella

Jason Scobbie

And as you know, Like and Subscribe for more amazing content, I love you Kittens!!!

m

The moment Trump says UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!

Lacey Hop

Traveling duck lips

JIM NEWMAN

HEY, both my holes are puckered

a Aron

“I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking” Derek Zoolander

Mike Kerul

“Ooooo me sooo horny”

Donovan D

Taiwan you to Stay Vigilant

Tim

Look at the Botox I got done in Taiwan!

Robert

Ooh, thats gonna hurt

Rob Covington

Derek Zoolander…”Blue Steel”!

Kyle

Out here learning mandarin

Bubba Oh Seven

The only thing missing in the typical American selfie, is him flashing the Peace Sign and sticking out his tongue.

Candynames96

"When your conspiracy theory is no longer theory"

Dave C

Taipei Takeover

T

#CallsignDuckface

Jonathan Zundel

The pucker factor his high in Taiwan, semper vigilantis

Feynman

Streets of Boston circa 2063. Thirty Five years after losing the great RIC war of 2025 (started by Israel).

RC

I'm taller, and better looking than the Taiwanese..

Amanda H

When your situational awareness is so elite, even your selfies scan for threats.

Yahmus

“Cheers to everybody who told me not to do this YouTube thing. Thanks for the motivation”

Ashley Mosely Norton

… and they say men can’t take good selfies not even in Taiwan

Zac

Pucker up china. SRS is in town

Peter Schack

Not to toot my own horns but look what I can do.

Daniel Callahan

Locked, loaded, and selfie-ready: Shawn Ryan capturing the American grit one epic shot at a time!

Yahmus

This is my “I hope we don’t have to kiss Taiwan goodbye” face

Justin313

Are you challenging J Hughes? Could be another masterpiece.

Justin Powell

I'm puckering up like Taiwan is puckering up. Let's pucker up boys!!!

Tim Pruden

“Never had Lady-Boys like this in the Navy”

Francine

We”ll be in touch Taiwan!

Nick Bousley

How to say I’m American without saying I’m American.

Yahmus

When you’re just trying to take a selfie but the wasabi from last nights sushi starts burning on the other end 😂

Shane McGraw

Hey there, Freedom is looking sexy right now.

Donald S

“I’M NOT AN AMBI-TURNER, JEREMY!!”

Robert

Disturbing beauty.

13R1@N Ag

*"Fancy" by Iggy Azalea plays in background*

ChrisZ

Throwback to when duck lips were cool🦆

Robert Cushen

Looking pretty stoked considering your probably not strapped!

Steven Lee

Yeah, let me take this selfie real quick....Damm I look good, and my head is as smooth as an egg! That's right...I'm in Taiwan bitches!

Terrance Smith

I told you they don't have potholes!

Yahmus

Kiss this Xi Ping

Tim Crews

Sigma detected Taiwan

Christian Guynn

"Man was that Niú ròu miàn a bit too spicy"

Aaron Wagler

Looks like he's ready for the Delta boys.

KimO2

Just like those fishing islands, nothing to see here.👀

JIM NEWMAN

Just shut up, you had me at gummies

Dillon j

Just casually exposing world powers trying to restore American excellence

Mkkahuna

I'm to SEXY for Taiwan!!!!

Todd

Ready to “tie-won on”

Kyle Clark

"Felt cute, might defy China later"

Erik

This is what a real man looks like in Taiwan...duck lips!

Ricky Lanier

Local gummy bears make my lips pucker!!! (SOUR!!!)

David

The Eagle has landed

Michael Tomlinson

"Hey Erik, use this in your next ad. It's going to be a home run"

Cody Mathis

"Hey, hold my beer so I can hit the duck face while I know I still can."

Eric

Behind the shades: a man torn between national security and national snack dominance.

Earl C.

To Katie, from Taiwan!

Seth Moore

Embracing my inner waterfowl, one duck face at a time!

John Lathrop

Shawn Ryan in Taiwan: 'Caught a suspect… turns out it was just my reflection!'

Robert Mirabilio

SRS on the ground in Taiwan. Sharing the facts, truth, and speaking with the vice president of the country.

David Johnson

American tourist taking a selfie? Nope, operator checking his 6 for China.

Seth Knox

Out here serving duck face and democracy—don’t make me do both at once. 😎

riggs867

"Taiw-chic Frogman debuts the latest in diver fashion at Spring show."

Earl C.

By, by Taiwan. Hmmm…

Seth Moore

Duck, duck, goose! Or should I say, duck, duck, fabulous! 🦆✨

Ryan Turner

Shawn Ryan landed in Taiwan, took one selfie, and now the locals think he’s either CIA or a confused lumberjack influencer. He asked a 10-year-old selling dumplings, “Ever serve in JSOC?” New episode coming soon: ‘I Came for Intel, Stayed for the Noodles.’ #ShawnRyanShow #UndercoverAtTheBuffet #ClearHotAndExtraSpicy #FreedomBeardAbroad

Charlie Flynn

“I’m too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt, so sexy it… whoa is that a noodle cart!?!?

Sean Murphy

“I’m sexy and I know it.”

Ken Hodges

When you eat Taiwanese noodles your face like this.

Kevin O’Malley

“I’m too sexy for Taiwan, New York and Milan”

Seth Moore

I didn't choose the duck life, the duck life chose me. 🦆✌️

J H KINDT

"The truth has nowhere to hide from the SRS."

BigTtotheS

“ I bet I would look cool on a moped!”

Austin Marlow

Did you ever think there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?

Chris Raabis

It was at that point Shawn realized that the rest of his tour group had abandoned him and that the two young “ladies” that wanted to be in the selfie had his wallet, tactical pen, and made a play for his passport… which, though safe, due to its location left our man with a truly uncomfortable look on his face.

Earl C.

Jeremy, you promised you wouldn’t share this pic.

Amanda Larson

Lookin’ like I’m about to breach a dumpling cart and flirt with foreign policy at the same time. 😘🇹🇼🎤

Seth Moore

Why did the duck cross the road? To quack you up! 🦆

Rusti

Kisses from Taiwan !

Camille Jaque

"Love to You Taiwan'" says the Seal Wolf, as he melts into the daylight, another shadow guarding what is right.

Glynn

Be yourself everyone else is already taken Or Making memories all over the world

Pitchman

Damn! Meat on a stick!!! And stinky tofu too?!

James Martin

I’ve never seen a SEAL with Duck Lips.

Texasmade

The face you make when them dumplings start talking back

Zman

Peking Duck Face

Jennifer Fredericksen

Not all heroes wear capes. Some rock Oakley’s and send duck lip selfies.

tom

sean loves him some sean!

Chad

Shawn Ryan serving street style with a side of swagger — lost in translation, but never in confidence 🇺🇸🕶️🕺

Ed Salas

Too many noodles

Glynn

Knock knock : who’s there Answer: Taiwan Taiwan, who? Answer: Taiwan of my vigilant gummy

Craig Prescott

When the " oh, shit, I gotta shit!" hits and you made it to a public head just in the nick of time. :P

Zac

Bet you can’t spot my overwatch

Jerry Parker

I didn't know mopeds were popular

Donny

My lips are seals. Herro from the other side

Jerry Parker

I love my sunglasses I forgot this isn't Miami this is Taiwan

Sarah Wadas

Just a boy, a duck face, and 23 million people wondering if it’s legal to be this cute in Taiwan

Jerry Parker

Does anyone speak Taiwanese.

Tyler Eason

“Just had a spiritual awakening in a back alley noodle shop. 10/10 would recommend before the invasion."

B Paris

I’m not that whitty Looks like “goodnight kisses” from around the world.

Seth Moore

Maybe no one will recognize me in this clever disguise! 🥸

Jerry Parker

I met a woman here who said she would love me long time 😆

Greg

Retired Navy SEAL. Global podcaster. Local menace with a front-facing camera.

Seth Moore

BREAKING NEWS: Taiwan locals baffled by Shawn’s epic duck face debut! Take a look at what’s been holding up the traffic

Jerry Parker

Look this is the corner café in full Metal Jacket Taiwaniese style

Seth Moore

Is this what my marketing team meant by sex appeal? 😂

Bill

"When the world’s heating up, real operators get eyes on the ground. Taiwan won’t explain itself — Ryan asks the hard questions. Shawn’s boots are on the ground, where street food meets street smarts. Tactical mind. Global grind. #ShawnRyanShow #IntelInTheWild #NoFilterIntel #TaiwanOps"

Chris

“Ni Hao Ma! Shawn loves you long time”

J H KINDT

"Stop me before I interview again!"

Daniel Byland

“That’s not a selfie, THIS is a selfie!”

J H KINDT

"SRS..... the NEW news source."

Jason Leber

That look after you have the best shit of your life - brought to you by bubs naturals

J H KINDT

" IILF's. Interviews I'd like to F&*K "

Nick

“Just wait ‘till they get a peek at my new look; Blue Steel, Magnum and Le Tigre got nothing on this!”

twocool2trip

"Damn, I make Tiawan look good."

Caitlin

Eat your heart out, Cobra Kai.

C A YOUNG

"Tie One On with me in Taiwan"

OC

"Roger that - we have visual on legendary energy. Awaiting extraction approval."

Rick Aldred

Legal in all 50 states…as well as Taiwan

Nate R.

"Shawn Ryan exposing the secret weapon of Chinese propaganda: the selfie duckface."

Nathan

“Designed in United States-Made in Taiwan”

Gray Bearded Gorilla

From Navy SEAL and former CIA contractor to the streets of Taipei 🇹🇼 — Just wrapped with Taiwan’s VP and exposed some serious CCP shade 👀. Now I’m hunting dumplings harder than I hunted HVTs. 💥🕵️‍♂️ Taiwan’s night markets don’t stand a chance. If you thought my deep dive with AI mastermind Alex Wang blew your mind, just wait until you see my interview with Taiwan’s VP…🤯. Stay dangerous. Stay dialed, and remember to like, subscribe, and share this video with everyone you know! 📍Taipei’s historic Dihua Street — where 19th-century merchant façades meet 21st-century geopolitics. #ShawnRyanShow #SEALOnTheStreets #TaiwanStrong #CCPCantCancelThis #IntelOpsAndOolong

AllHow

“You want to live in Taiwan?!” (White Lotus)

AllHow

“I make this town look good”

Jason

“Fear And Loathing In Taiwan”

Robert Hess

Anyone know where I can good taiwanese food?

Bricktop

The King of Taiwan …. The Taiwanasaurus Rex - Common Genus Shawnasian Ryanasis or in local lingo Shān ēn Lái ēn 山恩 莱恩 Tattoo Incoming!

Cade Lynch

Jamie, pull up that picture of Shawn Ryan doing the duck face pose, I think I saved it somewhere on my phone but can’t find it through all these bear pictures I saved

David Baker

Whoa, these kimchi flavored gummy bears are spicy!

Greg cowan

“Exposing the truth one selfie at a time.”

Mac Daddy

Kiss myself, I’m so pretty. (From Uptown Funk)

Bricktop

“Don’t eat the local puffer fish! My lips have been stuck like this all day”

Andrea Williams

From SEAL team badassery to Colombian drug lord to suit & tie interviews with world leaders. Couldn’t make it up if I tried.

Highlander

"I'm totally a 10 in this country"

Bricktop

You can take the man out of the SEALS but you can never take the Seal out of a Man, Seal Kisses all round!

Jerad White

“Not chasing views. Chasing voices and stories that matter — even if it means crossing oceans to hear them.” 🎧 ✈️ 🌏 #TaiwanRecon #ShawnRyanShow #SRS #EP210 #MissionDrivenMedia #Bikhim #Freedom

Jordan Dill

“When you’re an ex-Navy SEAL, every selfie is a reconnaissance mission. Still free, still fabulous—China, don’t make me come back in uniform.”

Chad Fincher

These Roku shades are so fire, I’m basically printing money with every selfie—time to buy the street!

Matt S.

Duck lips aren’t just on the menu ……………

Roy

Taiwan On

Jennifer Fredericksen

This picture gives me, “The Hangover” vibes. Where’s Mike Tyson?

David Shock

I’m too sexy for Taiwan

John Kiser

To maximize cover, seal poses as a duck while scouting a far-away exotic land

Bill

“Where’s THAT noodle cafe?”

JohnAmy Zehring

"When you tell your boss you're 'working remotely' in Taiwan, but you’re actually selfie-slamming snack street like a ninja with a dumpling obsession! 🍥📸 #OfficeRebel #SnackAttack"

USMCSgtVet

That siren is going to be loud when it goes off

ArrrGarr

Feeling at home in Taiwan's bustling streets 💋

Eric G

In RuPaul’s voice…. Girl…..you gotta work!!

Buster

"You have boyfriend Taiwan?"

N/A

Was feeling cute, might save democracy later

Shannon

From Taiwan With Love No Queer Bond Here

Christine

"Kiss my ### China" "Taiwan is here to stay!"

Randy Siltzer

Sean practicing his poses for Taiwan Fashion Week. #ducklips

Doc Shiffer

Look Ma' I'm working undercover!!

Jeff Bishop

Waves of Wonder meet the Thunder Down Under.

Marco Santiago

“I wonder if they will use this pic for my kidnapping/ransom”

Jeff Bishop

Joe Rogan's Taiwanese look a like, Joe Ròugǎn.

Patrick Brichta

That moment you realize a selfie with godzilla was a bad idea.

Mike P.

“Ahhh, smell that country air…”

Courtney Griffin

High-level meetings in the AM, hot dumplings by noon.

ReBecca G-W

Heavenly errands sometimes require beauty and grace.

Wyatt Moser

You guys are crushing it so far! Keep 'em coming!

Marissa Hernandez

The face you make when you survive an earthquake, shoot a bunch of balloons, and stay clear of the stinky tofu.

Domi

The REAL Hangover Part 4

Zac

Blake cooks interview twist. Man I really want to do this interview but guys… I don’t eat that kind of food. I’m gonna starve

Fireboats

The Duck Face selfie after eating Longdu Duck with Duck Sauce.

Dale Levin

“Damn I’m good looking!!!” -SR

PJ

OHHH YEAHHHH !

SAMH

Phew! That was some hot Stinky Tofu!

Jason Hall

"Trying to film a teaser video from Taiwan, this team of mine captures a still shot making it look like I am doing duck lips. That's NOT legal in all 50 states, Everyones fired!

1Texn

How’s the Chinese food around here?

B R

"I bet his friends are going to give him so much grief for those ducklips but deep down, they'll all be practicing in the mirror."

David Fent

Damn I’m cute. Mmm mmm

SmokyMtnBubba

CCP Emergency Briefing - Unexpected Soft Strike: Smug Westerner uses charm, charisma, and inconvenient truths to compromise narrative control in Taiwan AO. Escalating risk to PLA morale due to high follower engagement. Recommend full censorship sweep and distraction campaign.

Sethado

I’ll give them Magnum mixed with Blue Steel!

1Texn

“You look mah-vel-ous!”

SmokyMtnBubba

China: 'Don’t provoke us.' Me: ...applies chap-stick aggressively. #BannedInBeijing #KissMyFreeSpeech #TacticalThirstTrap

Monique Ortiz

Me so handsome. Me love me longtime! #selfie #srsintaiwan

Maxime

"Hey Xi, suck my trident!!!"

Jamey Slawter

Just in case...a picture for prosperity. Who knows what this is gonna look like in the near future with China's mentality.

SmokyMtnBubba

Beijing warning: "Excessive ducky rip make saterrite maurfunction. PLA say ‘Too smoldering. Too danger.' CCP raunching barroon to investigate. Stop try be cute. This is no joking."

weighthead84

"Practicing duck lips in Taiwan". Or his Shawn admiring himself.

Fran

Wow! Compared to these folks, I'm a giant!!

Dylan Stockman

"These SRS Whenever & Wherever segments are getting a little out of hand"

Matthew Begovich

Wow even taiwan has lady boys. I thought it was only in thailand, BOOM.

Dylan Stockman

Shawn - "I went out with the SRS crew for Thai food after a long day" Katie - "Shawn....thats a little excessive..."

Maranda Smith

“Looking kind of cute, might go rogue and detonate your worldview with a truth bomb wrapped in intel-grade receipts!”

Craig Bowden

Just got a call from our gummy bear manufacturer. New gummies are in. Patreon will love this!

Daniel Tuott

Xi Jinping’s face trying to decide if he actually wants to invade after listening to Shawn’s interview with Taiwanese vice president.

James Kirkham

This is gonna be my Christmas card for this year!

Joshua Colburn

I don’t always blow kisses but when I do they blow Taiwanese people over!

_jeff

I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts…

Paul Reed

Feeling Patriotic….. might expose the corruption later……. I don’t know 😈🇺🇸

Joven Bueche

When you go to vacation, but find out you're in what may be a war zone

Charlie

Where’s Waldo??

Paul Reed

Where are the semiconductors? no ticky, no laundry

Jeff Bishop

First they're sweet, then they're sour.

Mat Morris

I love you long time!

Cindy Lambrecht

“ Oooooo….dem is some HOT noodles,”

Old School Combative Arts

Selfie for the girlfriend, showing what’s about to go down in the Ville tonight!🤣🇺🇸😎

Snakebite63

I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Taiwan Too sexy for Taiwan

Jim Devanney

You got girlfriend Tiawan? Me love you long time

Infidelvet

Well it was crowded. I just crop dusted the whole phu king strip!

Darin

5$ Love you long time

Steve Hahn

The clear on his head just dims the street vibes.

Scourge

Here we have the elusive and rare American Duck faced Seal.

Jonathan Ryan

Hey China, Taiwan said “Come and Take it”

Eric Euler

Derek Zoolander in Taiwan!

Jaxtaz

$15 dolla beaucoup money, 5 dolla each

Tom

"Do you understand the words that are come outta my mouth!?"

Jeff Bishop

Need to blend in, call me Hsiao Bi-Chillin.

Henry

I'm a Sailor on the Streets and a Freak in the sheets

Michelle

Truth...the new sexy.

Jeff Bishop

85C and my buns are feelin' steamy.

Oliver

Taiwanese Duck Sauce

Bryer13

Dad goes full influencer mode

Jeff Bishop

Confucius say "Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."

Carl

FEELIN SPICYYYYYYYYY

Jeff Bishop

Stinky Tofu fail. Duck Tongue 10/10.

Jeff Bishop

Bubble Tea or Bubble Butt?

Isaac Millard

Daddy loves you kiddos, good night kisses.

Isaac Millard

Smell that? I love the smell of freedom in the morning! Damit guys! Can’t I get just one moment of peace to face time my family? There is a zit on my inner upper lip.. Shit! I really am Handsome! He guys, check it out! I’m beautiful… Hey Siri, where is the closest place that sells clean underwear? Dam! Those noodles were spicy twice!

Jeff Bishop

Felt cute, might delete.

Delhia Gaynor

This is Shawn’s “don’t send troops to Iran” face.

Mark DuBois

I can’t believe they have the ass blaster!

Tim

When in Asia, must do duck lips!

Tom

Goooood morning Taiwan!

Tom

"Ooooooo baby I still got it!"

Timothy Alvaro

"When you absolutely, positively have to check yourself, and there's just not a mirror in sight!"

Timothy Alvaro

"I used to try and write down my epiphanies, usually to no avail. But nowadays I just snap a shot of the look on my face, knowing I'll trigger the thought again, as I go back to review the day's memories."

Bryce Boschetti

“When the frog gets ready for a smooch… good things are coming”

Uncle Tim

Donald these are my coordinates, I’m not gay but I need to make this look like a picture for my girlfriend

Jimmy Wusinich

I can’t wait to get this coin. Absolutely genius. When are the preorders?!

Mike Medic

Which way to the Night Market... Gua Bao anyone?

Jan Jensen

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Joshua Marcantel

“I could work these streets… you think?!”

Yahmus

…and there I was, FaceTiming with my 2 year old daughter on the streets of Taiwan…

Stuart Rummell

it is clear, walking the streets of Taiwan, that Shawn has missed his calling as an instagram model.

Pete

One Night in Bangkok...oh my bad I mean Taipei

Robert Diggins

Reporting on location, in Taiwan, where there's been a supply chain shortage of bicycle seats. As you can see, everyone else decided to walk.

Jeff Bishop

No buns were safe that day.

Robert Diggins

It's true, these ice cubes really don't melt!

Jay Skinner

"Me so Huuuungry, me boo coo in Taiwan !" Me love you all night long! Full Metal Jacket mode!!

The 45ACP Guy

I’m so sexy for my shirt To sext for Taipei So sexy it hurts.

Hunter

I am a sexy beast! Yeah Baby Yeah!

Stephen Casey

I make this street look Vigilant

Jess Leo

"Did you ever wonder if there is anything more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking?" (from Zoolander) haha!

Keith Schmidt

Ahh, good hair can certainly make for a good photo! Shawn, rockin' the widow peaks in Taiwan! Great Hair, Great Country!! U da Man!!

Jason Duncan

When you realize the local dumplings have better OPSEC than half your old unit. Stay vigilant, even during snack recon. 🎯🥟

matthew hollon

"Is there a long John Silver's here?" Mr. Chow: "I have such an erection right now!"

matthew hollon

Those marshmallows have muscle relaxers and his ADHD medication.

Sam W

My pronouns are Xi/her

Craig S

Guess we're not in Franklin anymore. Need some real bar-b-cue!

Mike

Shawn Rockin Taiwan!

Chuck B

“Free nudes on my only fans page”

Chuck B

“Being in Taiwan is so hot right now!”

FredEx22

Getting ready for my date with Fang Fang

Chuck B

“Illegal in all 50 states”

Steve Mc

Shawn “Duck Lips” Ryan visiting the true gem of SE Asia

Teena

I look lovely just lovely!! My hair is gorgeous! Don’t you think?

Bill Alstrom

This place will not be same after I have my way with it...

Zach

Bawuu steeal 😂

Michael Bandas

“Having been rejected by GQ because he is an actual manly masculine man, Shawn strikes out on his own to create his own modeling portfolio.”

Shannon Dugan

I’m too sexy for Taiwan, too sexy for Taiwan, so sexy it hurts! lol

Brian Messier

To China, bring it! Love SRS and company.

Brad 6

“I am one sexy, Asian, bald man.” - Shawn Ryan

Kimkburk

To China, kiss my ass!!!

C. F. H.

“First, the duck face selfie then peking duck for dinner”

Alex Whitewolf

“I made it to Taiwan, Now, Let’s release the Kraken on China! 🤣

Devil Dog

That’s “The Blue Steel”… Taiwan ain’t ready for that…

John Glynn

your best Peking Duck face?

Clay

Some bring peace through strength. He brings it through smolder!

Jeff Bishop

USAF ain't the only one bustin' bunkers.

Bobby

"Nothing Good Happens After 10:00"

Lacey Hop

Hope my camera is not in .5

Chuck

“Pucka-up Sucka” that’s not how I talk or think, I’m just missing my Florida-son and his Taiwanese-girl that lives there and haven’t seen in sometime, praying for a trip.

Jim Philbrick

“Even in Taiwan I’m pretty fly for a white guy.”

Jeff Bishop

Bub's Collagen and Apple Cider Gummies - the results are explosive.

Tom

"Stay vigilant my friends."

Tom

"To show you my gratitude patreon people, I'm going to tell you the secret to seal training. This is how you balance the ball on your nose. It's all in the lips."

Tom

The new Vigilance Elite postcards. Wish you were here. Xoxo, Shawn

Mark

In honor of the successful mission I have named Little Shawn , Midnight Hammer! “Something good can happen after midnight”

Hamburger

Hey man that's your neighbor what's he doing over here

Michael Sylvester

"That TAIWAN TOFU PUDDING WILL MAKE YOU PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP! " (THE banner on the side of Ryan says they sell Tofu Pudding in Taiwan).. Hoping to win something for my husband whos a Veteran Navy Swic. 😊 Thanks so much for everything ✝️