Midnight Pals: Cool Kids (Patreon)

Sam Richard: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the cartoon with a satanic grimoire in itKing: see, that's why we don't let dean watch tvRichard: oh you shouldn't do thatRichard: kids gotta be free to exploreKoontz: you guys stop talking about me like i'm not here

King: dean it's for your own goodKoontz: stop it! i'm not just some little kid!King: i don't know where he gets thisKing: he's been so willful latelyKing: he's been hanging out with that grady hendrix kid too muchKing: a bad influence if you ask me

Grady Hendrix: [jumping sick flip on skateboard]Koontz: wowwwwwHendrix: hey dean you wanna hang out behind the school and put on some sunglassesKoontz: iKoontz: i don't think i'm supposed to do that

Hendrix: what's the matter dean? you chicken?Koontz: no! I'm not chicken!Hendrix: all the cool kids are doing itKoontz: what??Koontz: well if all the cool kids are doing it, it can't be wrongHendrix: the first pair is free

Koontz: [wearing sunglasses] hey guysKing: Dean Raymond Koontz!! What is THAT on your face?Koontz: nothin'King: are you wearing sunglasses?Koontz:Koontz: maybeKing: well you can take those off right now mister

Koontz: you can't make meKoontz: you're not my dad!King: that's RIGHT, deanKing: because my boy joe would NEVER do something this irresponsibleKing: my boy joe is good as gold!Joe Hill: dad please stop

Barker: pfft c'mon steve let him live a littleKing: this might not seem like a big deal to you cliveKing: but today it's sunglassesKing: tomorrow it's a leather jacket!

Koontz: neil gaiman wore a leather jacket in his author photoKing: that's differentKing: he's an adultKing: leather jackets can be worn in moderation by responsible adults

Mary Shelley: sup fuckersBarker: go ahead dean show mary your new lookKoontz: [wearing sunglasses]Shelley:Shelley: ahahahahaShelley: fucking hell yeah

Koontz: [wearing sunglasses] watch out everyone i'm a real no goodnikKoontz: so you better watch out!!Koontz: i'm one bad banana!!Shelley: ha ha oh my godShelley: did you teach him to say thatBarker: no he just came up with it himself!Shelley: ha ha that's wildBarker: i know right??