Midnight: More Usher (Patreon)

Mike Flanagan: so the important thing about the Usher familyFlanagan: is that they are all huge pervertsPoe: oh yes yes absolutelyPoe: see, this guy gets it!Barker: do the Usher twins fuckPoe: of course-Flanagan: of course not!Poe:

Poe: wait wait waitPoe: mike, are you serious?Poe: of course roderick and madeleine usher fuck!Flanagan: i don't remember thatPoe: the insinuation is right there in the story!Barker: ahBarker: the insinuationBarker: see, that right there, edgarBarker: that is your problem

Barker: that's why i never insinuateBarker: in my stories, if someone fucksBarker: you're gonna knowPoe: i'm not splatterpunk like you, clive!Poe: i write gothic subtlety!Barker: phhhtt "subtlety"Barker: that's for losers!

Poe: come on, i think i made it pretty clearFlanagan: i really did not get that out of the storyPoe: didn't you see how broken up roderick was about madeleine's death?Flanagan: i thought they were just really good platonic siblings

Poe: this sucksPoe: nobody appreciates my work!Poe: [sulking] future archeologists are probably gonna dig up the usher twins and be all "wow, look at these two really close platonic siblings"

Poe: you gotta have the incest!Poe: that's why the house fell!Flanagan: i thought you said the house fell because of faulty constructionPoe: no not the literal house fallingFlanagan: oh NOW we're talking metaphorically!Flanagan: I just can't win!

Flanagan: come onFlanagan: you all can't tell me that you WANTED more incest in this story!Poe:Barker:King:Koontz:Lovecraft:VC Andrews: i wanted more incest in this story

Flanagan: ok i'm sorry about forgetting the incestFlanagan: but there's plenty of other terrible perversions in my adaptation!Flanagan: like this one usher, she has a threesomeFlanagan: and another is a cuckold fetishistBarker: oh mike hahaBarker: oh mike you are like a little baby to me