Midnight Pals: Imagination! (Patreon)

Neil Gaiman: [inhaling fresh morning air] ahhhh what a great day for a race!Clive Barker: what race?Gaiman: the HUMAN raceGaiman: i was just thinking of the awesome potential of the human mindGaiman: and the limitless vista of the human imagination

Gaiman: just imagine! with the awesome power of imagination, YOU are in control of your own fantasiesGaiman: all you need is a pinch of curiosity, a dash of wonderGaiman: and an ounce of whimsy!! Gaiman: butterfly in the skyyyyGaiman: i can fly twice as hiiiigh

Gaiman: why, you could imagine anything!Gaiman: you could imagine a clockwork alligator as big as the sky!Gaiman: you could imagine a railroad conductor made of lemon drops!Gaiman: you could even imagineGaiman: a boy who wears glasses and goes to a wizard school

Rowling: hello childrenRowling: my lawyersss inform me there'sss some copyright infringement happening hereGaiman: ah but joanneGaiman: if you check the time stamps, i'm sure you'll find that Tim Hunter actually PREDATES harry potterRowling:Rowling: curssse you gaimanRowling: you win thisss round

Rowling: curssse you gaimanRowling: not even i am rich enough to overcome the limitsss of chronological time!Rowling: not yetRowling: but sssomedayRowling: if only i hadn't ssspent sso much on that fence

Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder] Behold! The Arch magus!King: the arch magus!Koontz: the arch magus!Lovecraft: the arch magus!Barker: the arch magus!Poe: the arch magus!

Alan Moore: behold! the story of the boy wizard antichrist!Rowling: ALRIGHT i can definitely sssue over thisMoore: ah foolish mortal, observe and know... i never specifically SAID harry potterRowling:Moore: i just said the boy wizard named [mumbles] who goes to school at [mumbles] school of witchcraft and wizardry and fights [mumbles]

Rowling: curse you moore!Rowling: alwayssss one ssstep ahead of the game!Rowling: curssse your plausssible deniability!Rowling: hmmm "plaussible deniability" huh?Rowling: well TWO can play that game...

Rowling: so anyway the nazis didn't actually commit those documented crimesKing: gosh joanne that uh kinda sounds-Rowling: oh but you'll notice i never said the word "holocaust"Rowling: haha i'm too sslippery for you!Rowling: johnny law can't keep up!Rowling: they'll never catch JK Rowling with her molted ssskin around her anklesss!