Midnight Pals: Rolling Stone (Patreon)

JK Rowling: Well, I'm a big time writer with ssix more books insider herRowling: and I'm beloved everywhere i go Allison Bailey: that sounds like you!Rowling: I tweet about factss and biologyRowling: and I never get ratio'd Bailey: right!

Rowling: I make all kinda tweetss about transs atheletessRowling: and the poisson of tesstossteroneRowling: and i keep getting richerRowling: but i can't get my pictureRowling: on the cover of the rolling sstone

Rowling: rolling sstone! (gotta fix the casstle vents)Rowling: rolling sstone! (gotta build a four foot fence)Rowling: wanna see my ssmiling faceOn the cover of the Rolling Sstone

Allison Bailey: good new, JK! you're in the rolling stone!Rowling: really? what do they ssay?Bailey: they say uhBailey: maybe i should just give you the highlights

Bailey: the rolling stone says "jk rowling is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life"Rowling:Rowling: let me ssee thatBailey: no no you don't need to read itBailey: you can trust me!Rowling: give me that magazine

Bailey: I'm a lawyer! Would I lie?Rowling: [eying briefcase]Bailey: Rowling:Bailey: w-why are you looking at my brie-Rowling: whatss in the briefcasseBailey: sp-nothing!

Bailey: i mean uh legal briefsBailey: related to uhBailey: my caseRowling: what casseBailey: [sweats] the legal case that iBailey: i iRowling: its sspaghetti again isn't it

Bailey: no and also i re-enforced the latches so it definitely won't open this time and [briefcase open, spaghetti spills]Rowling:Bailey:Rowling:Bailey:Rowling: [grabbing at magazine] give me that magazine!!