Midnight Pals: Normal Conversation (Patreon)

JK Rowling: sso i was talking to a real life friend who exisstss (he'ss jusst sstanding right outsside of frame) and i assked him do you know what the bepenissed lessbians are doing to the ssoil Rowling: for ssome reasson he sseemed really uncomfortable

Rowling: sso of coursse i demanded to know what all hiss sstraight male friendss were into, ssexually Rowling: but apparently thiss iss not a thing that sstraight men disscusss with each other Rowling: which provess transs people are bad Rowling: ssimple logic, really

King: i uh King: i'm not sure i follow you joanne Rowling: sssteve what hunnish practicess do your friends demand from women in the bedroom? King: i'm sorry? Rowling: ansswer the quesstion sssteve

Rowling: whatsss the matter ssteve? you act like you don't want to have this converssation King: well, honestly, it's making me a little uncomfortable joanne Rowling: what are you into ssteve King: i'm sorry? Rowling: it's a ssimple quesstion ssteve

Rowling: what are you into ssteve? Rowling: feet? hair? Rowling: anal? oral? fissting? Rowling: assss to mouth? Rowling: double penetration? Rowling: wet and messsy? Rowling: waterssportss? glasss plating? cleveland ssteamerssssss?

Rowling: sssounding? raw dogging? bug chasssing? Rowling: the donkey punch? Rowling: the ssspanish conundrum? Rowling: sspackling? hackling? rumpleteasssing? Rowling: facial sstarfish? juggler'sss desspair? Rowling: cake fartss?

Rowling: why don't you want to talk about thisss sssteve Rowling: if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear Rowling: if you're ssome ssort of pervert, you shouldn't even be here King: i uh Rowling: wow, sstill embarrassssed? you must be into some REAL ssick shit

Rowling: oh my god doess tabitha know? about your sssecret perverssionssss? King: but i didn't Rowling: you're ssick ssteve, ssick in the head King: but i Rowling: iss it tentacless? inflation? sshrinking? fruit transssformation?

Rowling: is it kinbaku the ssenssual art of japanesse rope bondage? King: i Rowling: is it omorashi? whips? chains? crush? roman showers? diapers? furries? Rowling: iss it asss to mouth? no wait i already ssaid that one

Rowling: blood play? obscene phone calls? exhibitionism? age play? full and permanent delitization? wrapping roy orbison in cling wrap? shopping for wonder bread? Rowling: look i'm just askin' questions! Rowling: i'm the normal one here!