Midnight Pals: Skeletons (Patreon)

Bonnie Jo Stufflebeam: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the people coming to terms with life's melancholy pageant Stufflebeam: but also Stufflebeam: there's skeletons Koontz: s-s-skeletons???

Stufflebeam: that's right Stufflebeam: spooky scary skeletons Stufflebeam: Send shivers down your spine Stufflebeam: Shrieking skulls will shock your soul Stufflebeam: Seal your doom tonight

Stufflebeam: these stories take place in a world much like our own Stufflebeam: with one big difference Stufflebeam: there's skeletons walking around Poe: i mean, that's a pretty big difference Stufflebeam: it is

Koontz: i don't like skeletons! this is scary King: don't worry, dean, skeletons aren't real, they can't hurt you Barker: don't tell the kid that, of course skeletons are real! Poe: clive is technically right, steve. skeletons ARE real King: yeah but King: but not like that!

Stufflebeam: don't worry dean, it's not HUMAN skeletons Stufflebeam: it's animal skeletons Stufflebeam: it's a world where animated animal skeletons are just walking around Koontz: oh! that's not scary! Koontz: that's not scary at all! Koontz: that's COOL

King: wait dean, so human skeletons are scary but animal skeletons aren't? Koontz: yeah of course! everyone knows that! Koontz: you act like you don't know anything about skeletons, steve King: Koontz: i don't think steve knows anything about skeletons

Stufflebeam: and check this out Stufflebeam: when i say that animal skeletons are walking around Stufflebeam: some of these animal skeletons Stufflebeam: are DINOSAURS Koontz: this is the coolest thing ever!!!

Koontz: that's so cool, i wish i lived in a world with living dinosaur skeletons Stufflebeam: careful what you wish for, dean, because this world is full of angst and ennui and people dealing with issues Koontz: Stufflebeam: but, yes, there are also dinosaurs Koontz: DINOSAURS!