Midnight Pals: Legal Consequences (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello childrenClive Barker: whoa jk rowling! you're alive!Barker: oh thank god we were all really worriedBarker: since you hadn't tweeted in a weekBarker: unless there was some REASON you're suddenly not tweetingBarker: hahaha

Barker: gee joanne is there some REASON you're not tweeting?Barker: some INCIDENT which might be, for some reason, restraining you from tweeting?Barker: like the advice of a lawyer perhaps? ha haPoe: don't listen to clive joannePoe: that lawyer is giving you good advice

Rowling: can you believe that imane khelif is sssuing me for cyber harassssment???Rowling: cyberharasssment. now honesstly what is that?Rowling: do they give a nobel prize for cyber chemissstry?

Rowling: they would never find Britain'ss mosst beloved children'ss author guilty of cyberharassment!Koontz: Julia Donaldson did cyberharassment?!Rowling: no no i was talking about me!Koontz: you're a children's author?Rowling: of course i wrote the Christmas pig Koontz:

Rowling: and the ickabog!!!Rowling: clive tell him i wrote the ickabog!Rowling: remember when you used to call it the "ickyhog" or whatever, always saying it wrong to troll me? good times right?Barker: yeah we're way past that joanneBarker: like so far past that

Rowling: i wrote the ickabog! the Christmas pig!Koontz:Rowling: I'm Britain's favorite childrens writer, damnit!Koontz: i like the Gruffalo :)Rowling: ughhhh!!!

Koontz: gosh joanneKoontz: if you feel like people aren't remembering your writingKoontz: maybe you should do more writing?Koontz: instead of the transphobia?Barker: damnnnnBarker: from the mouths of babes!Rowling: shut up

Rowling: that's cute, deanRowling: this kid is cuteRowling: suspiciously cuteRowling: let me measure your larynx, "dean"Poe: whoa whoa whoa joanne you can't do that herePoe: this isn't a Kansas elementary school locker room

King: gee joanne this is a real pickleKing: maybe you could consult with some of the other named defendants in this suit to compare notes?King: like elon musk!King: elon, wouldn't you like to talk to joanne?Elon Musk: mama mia i like to talka to my besta bambino Stephano king!

King: no really i think you'd prefer to hang out with joanneMusk: me anna Stephano king, we besta pals!Musk: justa coupla paisanos, mama mia!King: please elon King: go on elon go have a talk with joanneMusk: eyyy Stephano king we besta friends ey?Musk: check dis outMusk: [posts an AI image, it is not clear what it is supposed to be]Musk: ey? ey?

Barker: haha is Julia Donaldson in your vents too?Rowling: NORowling: don't mock me! i'm not some paranoid fool! Rowling: i have Dianne duane and Katherine applegate the vents

King: oh you've got a Katherine applegate infestation now too?Rowling: i think they have a nest somewhereRowling: i really need to hire a guy about thatRowling: it's just that I've been so busy latelyKing: oh yeah with the transphobiaRowling: exactly!!! with the transphobia