Midnight Pals: Deceptive Dog (Patreon)

Cody Schroeder: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the dog who looked friendly but actually wasn't Dean Koontz: ha ha Koontz: good one, you guys! Koontz: i know you're trying to scare me Koontz: but that just doesn't happen!

Schroeder: yeah BUT Schroeder: this dog seems friendly Schroeder: but in reality Schroeder: it's really a monster!!! RARR!! Koontz: ha ha yeah right! Koontz: i know there's no such thing as a bad dog Schroeder: Schroeder: jeez i was so sure that would work

Koontz: haha you guys Koontz: you're always trying to scare me with stories of bad dogs! Koontz: but I wasn't born yesterday! Koontz: i know there's no such thing

Koontz: this is like when steve made up that story about the really fast dog King: the really fast...? King: dean, are you talking about cujo? Koontz: yeah cujo! King: rabid! rabid, dean! King: not RAPID

Koontz: yeah that the rapid dog King: that's RABID dean King: and dean rabies is a real thing! Koontz: no it's not, you're just trying to scare me Koontz: there's no force on this earth that could make a good dog bad! King: dean- Poe: no steve let him believe that

King: edgar i really don't think we should, it's irresponsible King: what if he gets hurt Schroeder: wait i've got it! Schroeder: this monster that looks like a dog? it can also change shape and look like a cat Koontz: oh yeah i believe a cat could be evil Poe: now hold on there!

Poe: why does the monster have to look like a cat? Schroeder: well, i mean, technically, it could look like anything Poe: yeah but WHY a cat?? Schroeder: Schroeder: you know its just a story guys Lovecraft: i can tolerate racism but i draw the line at badmouthing cats!