Midnight Pals: Sssspace Sstory 2 (Patreon)

JK Rowling: i don't need you lot!Rowling: i don't need any of you!Rowling: i'm gonna go over to sspace coven to tell my new sstory!Barker: yeah have fun with thatRowling: I will!!Barker: they're all a bunch of nerds over there!Poe: now clive that's not very fairBarker: she's gonna find it out soon enough

[meanwhile, at space coven]JK Rowling: hello childrenJules Verne: welcome, JK Rowling! I've been informed that you're the first woman ever to writescience fictionVerne: so we're proud to make you a member of our very select groupVerne: welcome to super friends!!!

Verne: i am called Ham because I enjoy ham radioVerne: [pointing to HG Wells] this is emailVerne: [pointing to Isaac Asimov] cosineVerne: [pointing to Robert Heinlein] report cardVerne: [pointing to Frank Herbert] mescalineVerne: [pointing to Mary Shelley] and Mary

HG Wells: [arriving in a steam-powered dirigible] excelsior, fellow space-ka-teers! HG Wells: it is I, HG Wells, chrononaut extradinaire!Wells: i am simply a-quiver to hear some new story and-Wells: oh crap, the gears fell off my top hatJules Verne: don't worry, my good man, you can borrow some of mine!

Rowling: ok sso here'ss my futurisstic sstoryVerne: whoa you can't start a story like that!Rowling: oh? oh right, ssorryRowling: i meant 'ssubmitted for the approval of sspace coven, i call-'Verne: no i mean you're not wearing any gogglesWells: every super friend must wear at least 3 pairs of goggles at all timesVerne: it's the law!

Verne: won't you enjoy some of our "mind control cookies" ho ho hoRowling: whatVerne: oh i'm sorry are you not familiar with the music of dr steel???Verne: he's ONLY our favorite musicianRowling:Verne: OMG you've GOT to listen to People of EarthVerne: it's SO funnyVerne: we're all members of the army of toy soldiersRowling:

Verne: [playing Dr Steel album] haha ok so this is my favorite part coming upHG Wells: are you playing dr steel? turn that hack off!Rowling: oh thank godWells: you should be playing Aurelio Voltaire!

Verne: Dr steel!Wells: Voltaire!Verne: Dr steel!Wells: Voltaire!Rowling: I've been insspiredRowling: my next book is going to be a manifessto against the FuMP

Rowling: today i have an exciting new sstory for you!Rowling: those plebss over at midnight ssociety couldn't appreciate this Rowling: FUTURISTIC sstory!Rowling: i think you ssci fi people will really get thissWells: huzzah!Verne: huzzah!

Rowling: okay ssoRowling: jusst imagineRowling: a future world where a totalitarian government made up of blue-haired sspooniess and their antifa goon ssquadRowling: have made it illegal to be cisssRowling: one lone heroic terf is fighting for her right to be a gold sstar lessbian

Rowling: sssee, in the future, an evil coalition of transs autisstic fat people Rowling: force innocent lesbianss to put pronounss in their biossRowling: or get ssent to the woke gulag!Rowling: where they're forced to apologize for their privilege!HG Wells: i didn't understand any of that

Wells: i don't understand any of thatVerne: me neitherRobert Heinlein: me neither Heinlein: except that one bit about a lesbian being involvedHeinlein: i did understand that wordHeinlein: and frankly i think i would like to hear more about lesbians