Midnight Pals: Italian PM (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] heeey stephano king! Musk: i justa wanta you to know Musk: i did notta have an affair witha the prime minister offa italy, Signora Topogigio Primavera!

Musk: me anna signora primavera Musk: we did notta haffa romantic candlelight dinner inna alley Musk: where 2 chefs play da accordion Musk: an singa disssss isssa da night, issa beautiful night Dario Argento: [joining in, as if compelled] and dey call it bellllla nocha!!!

Musk: me anna da prime minister we did notta both eatta da same string offa spaghett Musk: and den we we eata da spaghett from opposite ends Musk: we getta closer anna closer Musk: and denna we kiss! Musk: thata never happen Musk: not evena once! Musk: capiche??

Dario Argento: dissss isssa da night, issa beautiful niiiight Mario Bava: when you hear a ring ting a ling a ring ting a linga Lucio Fulci: when da moon hits your eye lika da big pizza pie Poe: what's going on King: i don't know! they all just started singing like that

Argento: mama mia! they saya da monstrous slander againsta da elon! Bava: issa anti-italian discrimination! Fulci: madonne!!! Mario: issa me! mario!! Chef Boyardee: now you eata it up while itta nice anna hot Pinnochio: i gotta no strings - only spaghett!!!

HP Lovecraft: [sleeping, wearing nightcap & gown] no... no... no... [sitting bolt upright in bed] NO!!!! Lovecraft: oh thank the unknowable mechanizations of a fully rational universe! it was all just a dream Lovecraft: [sees spaghetti on bedside table] Lovecraft: [sweats] OR WAS IT????