Midnight Pals: The Mystery of San Gottardo (Patreon)

HR Giger: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the mystery of San GottardoGiger: einmal war das die dinsbum dass war armen und beinen die biomachaniker kartofelsalatGiger: es gibt Zwei versciedene autobahn volkwagen pfarphegnugenGiger: untermessengruber schmecken decken uber allesKing:Poe:Koontz:Lovecraft:Barker:

Giger: ein Zwei drei wir singen zusammen di geschichte uber den schweindoggen hund und der liebe red baronKing: hans, do you happen to have any English translation of this?Giger: neinKing:Poe:Koontz:Lovecraft:Barker:Giger: the pubisher didn't think there was any interest

Giger: if you're lost, you can follow along with these illustrationsKing: ah ok! goodKing: this shouldn't be too hardKing: so it looks like its a story about these uhKing:King:King: edgar you read itPoe: me?

Poe: ok so basically it'sPoe:Poe: they're thesePoe:Poe:Barker: oh my god you babies give me the bookBarker: i'll tell you what it saysBarker: it says

Giger: fine, fine, i'll explainGiger: there are these creatures, created by grafting an arm to a legGiger: of course they're biomechanicalBarker: oh damn really playing against type herePoe: clive

Giger: as you can see these biomechanical grafted arm leg creaturesGiger: represent the latest foray in my career long attempt to recreate the experience of being spitroasted by two trans women while dropping acidKing:Poe:Koontz:Lovecraft:Barker: ohBarker: oh yeahBarker: yeah i can kind of see it

Poe: oh come on clive, you're just saying things now!Poe: what about these illustrations could possibly recall THAT experienceBarker: edgar edgar edgarBarker: oh you who have eyes but do not seeBarker: here, just try looking PAST the pictureBarker: unfocus your eyesBarker: it's like looking at a magic eye image

Poe: [staring intently at picture of san Gottardo grafted arm leg creature] Poe: oh!Poe: oh shit!Poe: i guess you were rightKing: [staring intently at picture of san Gottardo grafted arm leg creature] it just looks like a bunny to me