Midnight Pals: Hyena Eyes (Patreon)

Ray Aldridge: submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the hyena eyesAldridge: have you ever thought how scary i would be if your boyfriend just spent all day on FurryMUCK

Aldridge: in the future, you can get a skein implant that allows you to be furryAldridge: you could turn up your skein to 70% to be dangerously furryAldridge: or to 110% to be dangerously cheesy

Aldridge: you can go to a special deck on the space station where you get to act out your furry fantasiesFrank Belknap Long: god i wish that was me

Aldridge: so you can choose to roleplay as any animal you wantDean Koontz: wow! that sounds like fun!Koontz: i think i would be a dogBarker: oh damn reallyBarker: i pause because i'm so surprisedPoe: clive

Aldidge: artist Gervifiplat Snood gets really into being a furryAldridge: to the point that his girlfriend Vermicious Thunk is concernedAldridge: so she decides to check out why this furry thing is so compellingFrank Belknap Long: that's how it starts

Aldridge: she's not into it or anything thoAldridge: she just has an aesthetic appreciation for classic cartoonsLong: uh huhLong: rightLong: I've heard that one before

Aldridge: anyway this artist decides to go to the furry deck as a hyenaLong: oh, so he's an anarchist trans man with a vore fetish?Aldridge:Aldridge: that's an awful specific archetypeLong: I've been in this game a long time

Aldridge: you gotta watch out that you don't go 100% furry thoAldridge: there's a dark web zone with no laws where furries just go wildAldridge: you have to be real hardcore to go thereAldridge: no poodling allowed

Aldridge: in the dark zone, there's no lawsAldridge: where they eat each otherCB Blanchard: well i like the eating each other part

Aldridge: no one ever comes back from being 100% furryAldridge: once you cross into that dark countryAldridge: that's when you wear a HyenaAgenda shirt to workLong: oh i do thatBarker: damn the surprises keep coming