Midnight Pals: Mask Off (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the m Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes in full SS uniform] eyyy stephano king Musk: you lika my new outfit? King: what?? No!!! King: i don't! King: i don't like it at all!

King: elon are you a nazi? Musk: no no ima not a nazi, i just thinka there's a lot to admire abouta nazi germany King: Poe: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft: Lovecraft: you know King: no don't say anything howard King: do not say anything

Musk: eyyy it's not that ima nazi Musk: i just admire the strength offa nazi germany Musk: anna how they crush their enemies! Barker: oh yeah? like who? Musk: oh you know, da jews anna da homosexuals King: elon! you can't say that! Musk: oh no? justa you watch me

Musk: da nazi germany, it destroy alla its enemies Musk: da jews, da gays, da trans- JK Rowling: actually no no nazi germany never targetted transs that'ss a myth, becausse naziss are bad but targetting transs people iss good actually Rowling: don't ssmear the good name of transsphobia!!

Rowling: remember! naziss are bad, everything they believed iss bad, except the thingss which I agree with -- which they didn't do!!! becausse the thingss i like are good by definition!! Rowling: i am definitely not a nazi!!!! Rowling: i only like some nazi things! Rowling: god this isss exhaussting

Musk: eyyy jk rowling why you tie yourself inna da knots? Musk: if you wanna be a nazi, you can justa be a nazi Rowling: oh elon thisss iss ssso freeing! Rowling: like a weight lifting off my chessst! King: i really don't like where all this is going

Musk: i lika how the nazi germany crush all opposition! Musk: lika da poland, da czechoslovakia Musk: da america Musk: pretty sure they beat america Musk: looking into that now

Musk: mama mia!! you tella me nazi germany losta da second world war?!?! Musk: issa outrage! Musk: how da aryan supermen lose to the mongrel america?! Musk: look atta how cool my SS uniform issa! Musk: da yankee schweinhunds could never!!

Eugène Ionesco: you best start believing in Eugène Ionesco's Rhinoceros Ionesco: you're in one