Midnight Pals: Stephen Leaves (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnightElon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano kingKing: what is it now elonMusk: eyyyy you mean el supreme generalissimo Musk esqMusk: grand high director of da us department of very funny memes

Musk: i slasha da government wasteMusk: now we getta ridda da roads anna da librariesMusk: we spenda da tax dollars onna da important thingsKing: like what?Musk: da memes Musk: i maka dis gold-plated dancing baby from ally mcbeal

Musk: i maka da memes eyyy!Musk: i controlla da dialogue eyyy! Musk: i ama da king of alla da media!Musk: justa lika dat great Americana hero Giuseppe Goebbels!

Musk: oh cazzata i shoulda notta said he was AmericanMusk: cazzata i shoulda notta said he was greatMusk: CAZZATA i definitely should notta said he was a hero!Musk:Musk: itsa too hot here

Musk: now dat i amma da governmentMusk: dat means you gotta be my friend Musk: or you face-a da consequences onna x.gov

Musk: da fourtha branch offa da government!Stephen King: you know what i'm done with thisPoe: now don't do anything rash steveKing: i'm gonna do itPoe: steve what are you going to doKing: i'm gonnaKing: DELETE MY ACCOUNT

Musk: mama mia!! Stephano king! you no canna do dat!Musk: you gonna leava alla dis behind?racistfrog420: concerning, my liegeracistfrog_but_also_fat420: concerning, my liegebitcoin_von_ribbentrop420: concerning, my liegebigtittytiffanyxxx: pussy in bio

King: finally!King: i'm free of twitter!King: free of the shackles of elon's tyranny!King: dad jokes are legal again!

King: i have arrived...King: on threads!Poe: you realize what this meansPoe: if you're not on twitter anymore for elon to harassPoe: we've lost our very tenuous excuse to make elon musk jokesKing: it's a sacrifice i'm willing to make