Midnight Pals: Elon's Victory (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyy Stephano king King: well well well if it isn't the president's wife King: zing! King: hahaha King: get it guys, guess he likes trump so much Barker: yeah we get it

King: i mean it's pretty funny because it's like he's gay for trump King: ha ha! Barker: its very boomer humor steve King: oh Barker: but since its elon i'll allow it

Musk: "president's wife??" Musk: datsa not funny Musk: itsa not even a meme

Musk: i suspend you Stephano king! Musk: you no post no more on da twitter! King: elon! no! i need my twitter! Musk: haha whosa laughing now monkey boy? Musk: comedy issa illegal again!

King: guys, I've been suspended from twitter! Barker: congratulations steve Barker: you're free now King: no! this is a bad thing! Barker: is it now?

Elon Musk: well well well Stephano king Musk: you think you so smart? Musk: now who hassa the lasta laugh? Musk: oh ho ho! Musk: iss me, Elon Musk, thatsa who!

Musk: i suspend you, Stephano king! Musk: anna i hava da royal proclamation right here! Musk: it says you gotta be my friend! Musk: onna da pain of DEATH!!! Musk: so how you choose Stephano king? King: Musk: i say how you choose King: i'm thinking!

Musk: now I amma da government! Musk: now you gotta be my friend Stephano king Musk: or else! King: or else what? Musk: or else i maka you stand next to dissa cybertruck! Koontz: oh no steve! you could be killed! Poe: you better listen to him steve, i think he's serious

King: fine! King: i guess i'll have to hang out with you King: under duress Musk: mama mia! Musk: [chef's kiss] under duress! da two sweetest words inna da English language!

Musk: itsa gonna be so much fun Stephano king Musk: first imma gonna show you my meme collection King: your what collection? Musk: my meme collection King: joe what's a meme Musk uh uh uh Stephano king! Musk: youra boy joe can't sava you now!

Musk: an dissa meme issa da pepe frog King: great Musk: an dissa meme issa da pepe frog but now he gotta da hat King: coolMusk: you see whata it says onna da hat? King: yeah its a maga hat Musk: datsa right! you ever see anything lika dat before? King: these memes are kinda old

Musk: mama mia! you say my memes aren't fresh? King: they seem a little dated Musk: how dare you saya dat Stephano king Musk: to da joint chairman secretary supreme offa da department offa all your base itta belong to us!