Midnight Pals: Dune vs Middle Earth (Patreon)

Frank Herbert: i'm going to tell a story about this space cocaine that lets you do super hard math and its made of worm poop, inshallahJRR Tolkien:Tolkien: i hate thisTolkien: i hate this so much

Stephen King: why do you hate dune so much?Tolkien: isn't it obvious?Dean Koontz: is it because you're a deontologist and dune is consequentialism?Tolkien:Tolkien: what

Koontz: you know, the differing schools of ethicsTolkien: what on earth are you babbling aboutKoontz: you know deontologism and consequentialismTolkien:Tolkien: you don't know what you're talking aboutKoontz: iKoontz: i i i

Tolkien: define deotologism for meKoontz: iKoontz: i don't know Koontz: i just it on the internetTolkien: yeah that sounds like the sort of thing someone would say on the internetKoontz: i just wanted you guys to think i was smart

King: aw deanKing: dean dean deanKing: we all totally think you're smartKing: don't we guys?Barker: don't patronize him, stevePoe: clive c'mon

Barker: wow guess i'm the only one who respects you enough to tell you the truth deanKoontz: what's the truth???Barker: dean the truth isBarker:Barker: ok sure we think you're smart, deanKoontz: :)King: you couldn't say it, could you?Barker: i just couldn't say it!Barker: just look at those big puppy dog eyes

King: so why DO you hate dune so much?Tolkien: a desert planet? no rolling English hills?Tolkien: is there a single capering buffoon in the whole thing?King: i don't think soTolkien: and not one sexy hairy foot!

Tolkien: well at least there's one thing we can agree uponTolkien: the majesty of the lord our godHerbert: oh yeahTolkien: all praise Anglican jesus!Herbert: Alhamdulillah!Tolkien:Herbert: