Midnight Pals: So Much for the Tolerant Left (Patreon)

Jesse Singal: mommy mommy i was murdered and no one cares Big 5 Publisher: poor boy! we care, jesse! here, have another publishing contract Singal: b-but last time my book got remaindered Publisher: it's ok jesse, we don't mind losing money Publisher: the important thing is that you feel better

Singal: mommy mommy i'm still sad Singal: people yelled at me on the internet Bari Weis: don't worry jesse you can write about it in my newspaper der daily giftpilz sturmer ubergemenchen zeitung Singal: finally! now those trans will understand the power of the press! Singal: i was on the internet and no one liked me Singal: i don't understand how this could happen Singal: me! jesse singal! Singal: so much for the tolerant left!

Singal: it turns out that if you go to a website where all the people you've spent a decade antagonizing went to get away from you hang out Singal: with the express purpose of antagonizing themSingal: your victims don't like you for some reason

Bari Weis: is that the only reason they yelled at you? wow so unreasonable! Singal: also i championed a website singularly dedicated to their murder Weis: jesse i don't say this often Weis: but you are the most wronged man in american history

Jesse Singal: i wrote an article about my experience! Singal: extra extra! read all about it! Singal: "mean queers rude to everyone's favorite little guy!"

Singal: the worst part? the scariest part? Singal: the police wouldn't even do anything! Singal: i called them up and told them that people yelled at me online! Weis: did you tell them that it was trans? Singal: yes! and they still wouldn't do anything! Weis: truly the system is broken

[meanwhile] King: how much longer is this jesse singal arc going to continue Barker: yeah this is getting real old Barker: if i wanted to hear a story about a guy who's also a loathsome worm we'd get lc von hessen back here