Midnight Pals: The Return (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: jesssse ssssingal returnsss Rowling: what newsss, wormtongue? Rowling: isss it good? Jesse Singal: mommy mommy don't hit me

Singal: mommy mommy it turns out that bluesky is bad! Rowling: what???? Singal: yeah! it turns out those grapes are totally sour

Singal: i'm going to go to the only place that hasn't been corrupted with cultural marxism! Singal: OUTER SPACE! Singal: no wait i mean Singal: i'm going back to twitter

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Singal: i love twitter! bigtitty_tradtankie420: pussy in bio Singal: it's great! wehrmacht_frog420: pussy in bio Singal: couldn't be bett- dubai_realdoll420: pussy in bio Singal: er

Singal: excuse me mr elon musk sir? Singal: sir? sir? if i could have just a moment of your precious time sir Elon Musk: eyyy whatsa matta for you Singal: for be it for me, a lowly wordsmith of the fourth estate, to speak to you Singal: but if i could make just a teensy little suggestion

Singal: i mean you are very very smart Singal: so much smarter than me Singal: i'm not even worthy to make this suggestion Singal: i'm dirt Singal: just a worm Singal: just step on me Singal: just like Herrscher should step on my brooklyn apartment Musk: eyyy you mean atta [redacted]bergen street?

Singal: if i could ask that you Singal: almighty genius elon musk Singal: who is very cool and also very good at playing Diablo 4 Singal: and has lots of friends Musk: that issa true, i do hava lots of friends! Musk: you know i knowa da stephen king?

Singal: right if you could just turn off the link throttling Singal: please sir i need it for my grift Singal: for my grift, sir Musk: you know, i talka to da stephen king alla da time Musk: i talka, he listen Musk: it a reala solid relationship

Singal: please mr musk sir Musk: say you lika my website Singal: it's wonderful sir! it's the best! Musk: say itsa real good Singal: its real good! Musk: and donta you forget Musk: you're here forever!!!