Midnight Pals: Graveyard Smash (Patreon)

Craig Brownlie: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the monster friendsBrownlie: it's about a bunch of monsters who get together in order to have some sort ofBrownlie: some sort ofBrownlie: well, i guess you could call it a smash or a bash or something

King: you mean, like a mash?Brownlie: a mash?Brownlie: hmm interestingBrownlie: a mashBrownlie: i hadn't considered that

Craig Brownlie: in fact, it was a mash!Brownlie: a monster mash!King: A MONSTER MASH?!?!Poe: oh noKing: did it catch on in a flash??

King: [dancing wildly] the monster mash!Brownlie: it caught on in a flash!King: [dancing wildly] the monster mash!Brownlie: it was a graveyard smash!

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?Shelley:Shelley: steve what the hell are you doingKing: [dancing wildly] the monster mash!Shelley:Shelley: that's not the monster mash

King: what do you mean? of course its the monster mash!Shelley; how do you figure that?King: well, it's like the regular mashKing: but you knowKing: more uh monstery

Barker: ah steve well Mary's got a pointBarker: you're making a big assumption there, that the monster mash and the regular mash are in fact relatedBarker: the song never actually specifies thatKing: well for pete's sake cliveBarker: the song's really more about raising awareness of the monster mash

Brownlie: now these monster pals include a vampire, a gilman, a werewolf, and an assemblageMary Shelley: you mean a Frankenstein

King: oh i don't think it's necessarily a frankensteinShelley: don't fuckin tell me it's not a Frankenstein!Shelley: i know a fuckin Frankenstein when i see oneShelley: i fuckin invented Frankensteins!

Brownlie: okay okayBrownlie: i'll admit he is Frankenstein codedShelley: he's a fuckin Frankenstein!Shelley: call him a Frankenstein!Shelley: i want credit!

King: that raises an interesting pointKing: what would be the generic term for a Frankenstein type monster?Shelley: he's a FrankensteinKing: like, you could call it a golem or a construct orShelley: IT'S A FUCKIN FRANKENSTEINShelley: i swear i'll fuckin stab all of you!