Midnight Pals: Prince Bytor (Patreon)

Stephen King: i'm gonna be over at unicorn fuck club tonight Clive Barker: yeah me too Poe: why are you both going to unicorn fuck club tonight? Barker: why not? it's my prerogative Poe:

Poe: clive what are you doing? Barker: what makes you think I'm doing something? King: we're going to introduce JRR Tolkien to rock adaptations of his work Poe: why? he hates rock and roll

King: what?! no he doesn't, he loves it! King: clive said- King: King: CLIVE Poe: CLIVE

Barker: haha oh come on it's funny King: so this whole time we've actually been BOTHERING Jirt by subjecting him to rock music? Barker: oh come on steve it's funny Mary Shelley: it is pretty funny Barker: see? Mary agrees!

Barker: it's just a bit of fun Shelley: i want to fuckin see this Poe: !! Poe: ok i kind of want to see this too

[at unicorn fuck club] JRR Tolkien: you know what else i dislike? Tolkien: those so-called lads from Liverpool Tolkien: with that ghastly rock and or roll music! Barker: hey jirt what do you think of that rush song Tolkien: the what in the who now

Barker: so then the snow dog defeats prince bytor and prince bytor retreats back to hades Barker: it's actually a metaphor for the cycle of life Tolkien: a metaphor? i hate that Barker: oh just wait Barker: you're gonna hate it so much more in a second

Neil Peart: see prince Bytor is my fursona Peart: he was a dark prince of the underworld but he's reformed and joined the white council Peart: he's always struggling against his conflicted nature Peart: which is symbolized by him having heterochromatic eyes

Tolkien: you put a dog on the white council? Tolkien: you put your dog on the white council?!?! Peart: he's the top guy on the council Tolkien: you… you… you insolent little rock man!!! Peart: oh no

CS Lewis: prince Bytor?! phhhhbbt! Lewis: might as well name him prince murrypurry sparkledog! Lewis: that's such a basic bitch fursona! Peart: nuh uh!!! prince bytor is totally unique!! Peart: see, he's got Peart: uh Peart: uh Peart: uhhhhh

Peart: he's got one angel wing and one devil wing!!! King: WHOA!! That is badass! Lewis: no no no Lewis: you're making that up! Lewis: we can clearly from the doodles you made in the liner notes that prince bytor has TWO devil wings Barker: ah ha ha Barker: BUSTED!