Midnight Pals: Inklings (Patreon)

Charles Williams: i love to do Christian magicAleister Crowley: ugh! this sucksCrowley: why don't you go hang out and be Christian with your inkling pals!Williams: fine! i will!

Williams: hey guys you know what really rules?CS Lewis: what?Williams: being ChristianLewis: oh man that's for sureLewis: i am, like, right there with you on this oneJRR Tolkien: are you guys talking about being Christian? i love that shit

Lewis: man, isn't it great being Christian?Lewis: GUYSLewis: i got an ideaLewis: on three, we each say the name of the one true faith?Williams: hell yeah!Tolkien: let's do it!

Lewis: 1…2…3Lewis: Anglicanism!Williams: Anglicanism!Tolkien: Catholicism!Lewis:Williams:Tolkien:Tolkien: uh oh

Lewis: Catholicism?! really, jirt, that's not even English!Tolkien: it's extremely EnglishLewis: hm i feel like the church of ENGLAND is more englishWilliams: i think cs might be right

Lovecraft: [sweats] you know, a lot of catholics are ItalianTolkien: it's a perfectly acceptable religion for an Englishman!Tolkien: and why are you even here, howardLovecraft: iLovecraft: i thought inkling meant something else

Tolkien:Tolkien: what did you think it meantLovecraft: [sweats] umLewis: he probably thought it was squid relatedTolkien: oh surely not!Lovecraft: no he's rightLovecraft: i thought it was squid related