Midnight Pals: Muskworld (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of theElon Musk: [rising out of bushes] eyyy stephano kingKing: oh great it's elonMusk: uh uh uh stephano king maybe you no heara da newsMusk: now it's mista signore el supremo his excellency generalismo god emperor elon musk, head of the turkmen!Musk: now i owna da america!

Musk: datsa right!Musk: i runna da us governmenta nowKing: how'd you do that?Musk: itsa funny storyMusk: da us government, it giva me da big money for da space contractsKing: the ones that blow up?Musk: si

Musk: da government, it givva me da big moneyMusk: den i ussa da money to buya da presidentMusk: also i do-a da coup d'etatKing: that's not funny at allMusk: eyyy how dare you i breaka you face!

Musk: it's very funny story stephano king >:CMusk: in fact it'sa da law you musta laugh atta my funny storyMusk: you all musta laugh! [cocking doge-branded gun at king's head]Musk: comedy is legal again!

Musk: why you no laugh? i'ma da elon musk! i'm very funny!Musk: ima da funniest nazi you ever saw!Musk: except for Ulrich Friedrich-Wilhelm Joachim von RibbentropMusk: dat guy, he wasa one funny naziMusk: i can'ta compete

Musk: i weaponize alla da power offa da greatest war machine inna da human historyMusk: alla to one endMusk: stephano king willa you be my friend?

King: elon i've asked you to stop coming hereMusk: uh uh uh stephano king maybe you no understandMusk: i holda all america hostage inna da palm ova my handMusk: it issa da law you musta say i'ma coolMusk: or dere willa be da consequencesMusk: fora youMusk: never for me!

Musk: stephano king, maybe you no hearMusk: lotta big things happen inna da last weekMusk: for one, ima nazi nowKing: i already knew thatMusk: no i meana for realKing: yeah i knew that

Musk: i giva da nazi saluteMusk: alla my fans, dey cheer, dey clappa da handsMusk: my mom, she say i'ma cool

Musk: now datta elon musk issa in chargeMusk: there's a gonna be somea change around hereMusk: i runna dis country like my olda man taught meMusk: you! putta da handkerchief onna your head!Musk: you! swatta atta da invisible elves!Musk: you! eliminate alla da black people!

Musk: stephano king, i think you will lika da new elon musk regimeMusk: you ever say to yourself, 'boy i wisha i never hadda to see a black person ever again?'King: no, i've never said thatMusk: [cocking doge-branded gun at king's head] maybe you shoulda say it now

Musk: inna da new elon musk regime, i putta alla da trans in campsMusk: where they musta level my diablo characterMusk: i heara da trans really good atta da gaming Musk: GRINDING MACHT FREI

Musk: i putta da trans in camps, oh! i putta da immigrants in camps, oh! Musk: i reduce alla da 20th century to ashes, oh!Musk: i bringa back da feudalism, oh!Musk: disruptiano!