Midnight Pals: All the Diseases (Patreon)

Wrath James White: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the bug collectorJones: it's about a guy who's sexually excited by getting diseasesMichael J. Seidlinger: nice

Barker: sexually excited by diseases?Barker: well i don't know anything about diseasesBarker: but i like the sexual excited partWhite: give it up clive this is beyond anything you're intoBarker: oh oh oh!Barker: well, THAT sounds like a challenge!

Barker: oh i think i can get off to thisWhite: oh you think so do you?Barker: well i don't like to bragBarker: but when it comes to being hornyBarker: i'm something of an expertWhite: oh we'll just see about that!

White: so this guy loves getting STDsWhite: he has so many you can't even countWhite: he's got sores and boils and pustules until his whole face just looks like joyce carol oates' footBarker: oh no i bit off more than i can chew

White: this guy's got bloody pus coming out of his dickWhite: and pussie blood coming out of his assWhite: and don't even get me started on what's coming out of his nose

Koontz: what's coming out of his nose?King: oh jeez dean don't ask that questionWhite: it's probably some kind of bileKing: ah jeez, wrath, really? that's foulKoontz: haha! gross!

White: this guy is diseased, he smells like the worst thingWhite: like a big disgusting dumpster full of rotting garbage and human fecesWhite: so kind of like a durian

White: and the worst part? there's green slime coming out of EVERY ORIFICEKoontz: gross!King: yuck!Barker: ugh!Poe: nasty!Lovecraft: revolting!RL Stine: green slime, you say?

White: this guy gets kidnapped by a woman whom he infectedWhite: and she wants revengeWhite: so she takes a little inspiration from monica j O'RourkeWhite: shout out to monicaMonica J O'Rourke: right back atcha!