Midnight Pals: Disruption (Patreon)

Stephen King: Submitted for theElon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy itsa me, elon!Musk: and ima not here to be your friend Stephano kingMusk: ima here inna my official capacity asa da wallet inspector!

King: elon, i'm not just going to give you my walletMusk: eyyyy whatsamattaforyou Stephano king?Musk: maybe you no understanda da situationMusk: you musta hand over da walletMusk: cuz i have-a my own personal army ova goonsMusk: justa like my-a personal hero da rich lowtax kyanka

Barker: hey that's greatBarker: you should follow your leaderBarker: WHOABarker: who said that???Barker: howard, was that you?Lovecraft: m-me?Barker: WOW i cannot believe that you would go and make a threat against the life of our benevolent fuhrer like thatLovecraft: i didn't-

Musk: me anna my boys, we eliminate da government wasteKing: how'd you do that?Musk: we throw out alla da drums of living dead gasGeorge Romero: you threw out the drums of living dead gas!?Romero: don't you know what that gas does?!Musk:Musk: wassa DEI

Musk: anna we shut downa da lab where da scientists maka da murder monkeyMusk: wassa too wokeDean Koontz: but elon! you can't just release the murder monkey!Musk: ooo issa disruptiano!

King: elon, how can you wreck so much havoc?Musk: with a little helpa from my-a goonsMusk: i calla demMusk: da disruptiano dudes

Musk: desa are my goonsMusk: xxxHarry_NutsackxxxMusk: Dickplay_Frnzy420Musk: Skeptical_Owl_EnjoyerMusk: Le_Epic_MemerMusk: and Ebaumsworld_Einsatzgruppe

Musk: okay boys!Musk: are youa ready to be epic hardcore?Goon #1: ok bossGoon #2: on it bossGoon #3: right away bossGoon #4: you got it boss

Musk: [unplugging random machines] epic disruptiano! much win!Musk: [lights go out, klaxons blare] mama mia!Musk: [pointing at klaxons] this issa a crime