Midnight Pals: Elon Steps Back (Patreon)

King: Submitted for the King: King: sorry i was expecting to be interrupted Poe: by elon? King: yeah by elon King: that's weird, he hasn't tried to be my friend for over 2 hours now King: i hope... King: no sorry hope's not the right word King: i wonder if he's ok

[earlier] Elon Musk: mama mia i buy da wisconsin supreme court race Musk: alla da people dey laugh, dey clappa da hands Musk: eyyy you musta vota republican iffa you my friend! [Wisconsin race goes democrat] Musk: thissa is a crime

[in the white house] Donald Trump: we're gonna make the moon the 51st state, more & more people are saying it- Elon Musk [rising from bushes] eyyyyy donaldo trump Trump: Musk: eyyyy donaldo trump, you anna me, we goodaa friends, eh? Musk: elon anna donaldo, we besta buds, ey? Musk: thatsa right ey?

Trump: did you win wisconsin? Musk: eyyyy so de wisconsin race, it no go so good, ey? Musk: but i trieda real hard Musk: i try a reala reala hard Musk: i do alla da cheats Musk: just lika in diablo Trump: i prefer cheaters who win Musk: mama mia!

Musk: eyyy donaldo you gonna help you old buddy elon ey? Trump: my old buddy who? who is this? Trump: we've decided that elon's gonna step back in coming weeks Musk: eyyy mama mia! Trump: bah bye now Musk: but Trump: bah bye Trump: keep doing the doge thing, that's great Trump: just don't talk to me

[at midnight society] Musk: anyway we all agree Musk: it woulda be better if i step back a little Musk: that way, i have more time to spend with the people thata matter Musk: like my besta bud stephano king King: don't you have kids? Musk: eh?

Musk: me anna my besta bud donaldo trump Musk: we agree it best i steppa back from da politics Musk: we also agree it besta if da house of saud taka my ears

Musk: i canta buy da wisconsin Musk: so i concentrate onna buying other things Musk: lika dis campfire! [stephen kozeniewski delivers instant knock out punch to elon's forehead]

Poe: wow i Poe: i always knew someone was going to do it Poe: i just assumed it was going to be mary King: yeah i kind of thought we were building up to that too

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers? Shelley: what the- Shelley: what just happened here? King: i think stephen kozeniewski just murdered elon Poe: he's not actually dead Kozeniewski: i could hit him again Poe: no i don't think- Shelley: yeah do that