Midnight Pals: The Divine Flesh (Patreon)

Drew Huff: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the divine fleshHuff: ok so imagine that there's this lovecraftian abomination cosmic horror elder godHuff: but she's also a total thot

Huff: this woman has a Lovecraftian god in her bodyHuff: and the god is allHuff: (honey i'm soooo hornyyyy)Huff: (girl c'monnnn)Huff: (baby i wanna party)Huff: (sweetie c'mon)Huff: (sugar)Huff: (hun bunny dearie luv pet)Huff: (champ pal buddy sprout boss)

Huff: imagine if you were stuck with a Lovecraftian god trapped in your bodyLovecraft: [sweats] i-in your body?!Mary Shelley: hmm i dunnoShelley: i think i could handle itPoe: oh of course you think you can handle itShelley: yeah no i could handle it

Lovecraft: mary you can't handle that!Lovecraft: having a Lovecraftian god possess your body would be a terrifying experience!Lovecraft: so terrifying as tShelley: so terrifying as to make you go mad?Lovecraft:Lovecraft: i wasn't going to say that

Shelley: oh no?Lovecraft: no i was going to sayLovecraft: i was going to say something elsePoe: oh come on howard don't sulkPoe: now look what you've done mary

Huff: well what if you and the Lovecraftian elder god really hated each otherShelley: why would we hate each otherHuff: idkHuff: maybe you just don't vibe

Huff: well, one reason might beHuff: what if you and the Lovecraftian god in your body both love the SAME man?King: the same man?King: oof awkward!

Huff: that's right, the woman and the Lovecraftian god are both in love with the same guy!Sonia Greene: oh yeah i hate when that happensLovecraft: what?Greene: nothing