Midnight Pals: Elon doing shit (Patreon)

Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king!Stephen King: what is it now elonMusk: eyyy i decide to steppa back from dogeMusk: now i haffa much more time to hang with my besta bud Stephano kingKing:King:King:

Poe: steve why is elon musk hereKing: it wasn't my ideaMusk: eyyy checka this outMusk: [attempts to roll a joint, immediately eats shit. it is not clear what move he was trying to make]

Poe: steve we talked about thisPoe: you can't keep bringing your friend elon hereKing: he's not my friend!Mary Shelley: you want me to take care of thisPoe: now mary we don't want anything sordidKing: no wait a second edgar

Clive Barker: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the super rich guyElon Musk: eyyyy relatable!Barker: who realized that he was mortalMusk: eyyy couldn't be me!

Barker: so anyway there's this guy who's SO richBarker: like richer than godBarker: and he realizes 'oh shit'Barker: 'i'm gonna die some day'Elon Musk: mama mia!!!Musk: eyyyy datsa scary!

Musk: am i-a gonna die?!King: someday, elonKing: everybody dies eventuallyMusk: b-but ima rich!King:Musk: ima rich, i say!

Poe: now look what you've done, clivePoe: you gave elon musk an existential crisisBarker: goodPoe: no, not good!Poe: now we've got to listen to this all night!Barker: no we don't

Poe: elon,we took a vote and we decided that you're out of the midnight societyPoe: please don't come here anymoreMusk: mama mia!Musk: but what abouta Stephano?Poe: steve voted twice actuallyMusk: mama mia!Musk: this-a my biggest humiliation since i get kicked out of bay area baby furs!

[baby fur meet-up]Frank Belknap Long: anyway my fursona is a wolf with heterochromatic eyesCS Lewis: my fursona is a dragonMusk: eyyy letsa hava some sammiches anna chocklit!Musk: mama mia wingsnugs!Long:Lewis:Long: you were the guy who got rainfurrest cancelled weren't you