Midnight Pals: Men (Patreon)

Jude Cook: for too long, the literary world has been dominated by womenCook: people have been asking 'when will men have a chance?'Cook: well guess whatCook: men, your time has finally arrived

Cook: if you think about it, men have really been shortshrifted in the whole book thingCook: when was the last time that you heard about a man writing a book?Lovecraft:King:Poe:Koontz:Barker:Barker: tell us moreCook: gladly!

Cook: look, i'm just saying that men have been sidelined in publishingCook: when are men going to finally get a chance to shine?King: i like the cut of this guy's jib!Poe: me too! i really like this for some reasonKoontz: it's like he's telling me what i always wanted to hear!

Cook: the problem is that men just aren't good at centering themselvesKing: it's true, we're too modestPoe: oh yeah absolutelyBarker: this guy is making a lot of senseLovecraft: a fearless truth teller for our age!

Cook: i'm glad i run a publishing house full of menCook: cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care oh!Cook: THROW the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair-o!All: clog the drain with hair-o!

Cook: i aim to finally give a voice to menPatricia Highsmith: maybe if them dizzy dames would quit yappin' their traps, folks could hear what us dudes got to sayHighsmith: am i right?Cook:Highsmith: this guy knows what i'm talkin about

Highsmith: women, huh?Highsmith: can't live with em, can't live without emCook:Cook:Cook:Highsmith: sure are easy on the eyes tho

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?Poe:King:Koontz:Lovecraft:Barker:Shelley: you lot suddenly got real quietShelley: funny, that